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August 2019

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POLICE REPORT

Name: Gavindymock

Age: 3996

ID: 938138

Details of Event

The man strolls down the street scanning for a decent looking car he then spots a woman driving a Reliant Robin. He watched them stop at some traffic lights. Then he rolls up his sleeves and moves towards the car, prepared to make your move. He opened the car door and told them to get out. The driver, scared for their life, opens the other door and dives out.

Recorded Questioning….

It was a dark and spooky Torn Halloween night.
The event was chaos — ghosts, pumpkins, random attacks flying left and right.

Everyone knew the rules: it’s Halloween, you smack whoever you see, laugh, and move on.

Everyone… except Bracky.

You see, Bracky doesn’t play Torn — Torn plays for Bracky.

While most of us have jobs, friends, or functioning sleep schedules, Bracky has spent more hours on Torn than the United Nations has spent writing peace treaties.

(And fun fact, he’s broken more of them, too.)

So there I am, Gavin, minding my own business, enjoying the event, dressed like a radioactive pumpkin with a chainsaw. When I see one of Bracky’s faction members walking around with 100% health.

Naturally, I do what everyone does during the Halloween event, I bonk him over the head.
A friendly, festive assault.

The Torn equivalent of saying "Happy Halloween, mate!"

But no.

Somewhere in his digital cave, Bracky’s Bat-Signal went off.

He must’ve spat his Monster Energy across his keyboard, eyes glowing like a Level 100 NPC who’s just been mildly inconvenienced.

Within seconds * boom *
Notification.

“You were attacked by Bracky.”

Fair enough, I thought. A little retaliation.
All good fun, right?

Wrong.
This wasn’t retaliation.
This was war.

Apparently, Bracky had decided to unleash a national emergency response.

He hit me again.
And again.
And again.
Like some caffeine-fueled Terminator in a bandana.
I swear if Torn had a “Ceasefire” button, the United Nations would’ve been on the phone.

So I message him:
“Mate, chill, it’s the Halloween event. f**k off already.”

But Bracky doesn’t chill.
Bracky doesn’t rest.
Bracky grinds.

He’s the self-proclaimed Protector of the Perpetually Online.
The Warrior of Wi-Fi.
The Guardian of People Who Log In 18 Hours a Day.

According to legend, he once stayed awake so long during a war that Torn had to add the fatigue system just for him.

And God forbid a part-time player dares to have fun.
In Bracky’s mind, if you work a job, go outside, or take your dog for a walk, you’re a disgrace to Torn warfare.
He must cleanse the servers of your kind! one attack at a time!

So yeah. There we have it lol

Halloween event: ruined.

One innocent bonk on a faction mate turned into World War Bracky.

I imagine right now he’s sitting there, battle-worn and proud, whispering to himself:
“Another player down… Torn is safe again"

Strongly disagree after chatting to yourself.

Sorry you are a little confused

This was after it started...so...because of him, he wouldn't stop so I kept hitting his members.

Tit for tat.

"In your words" Get your facts right. 

Haha 

Happy Halloween pal no hard feelings 

I completely agree, we have fun watching them have fun.

FYI, this is a joke post. I have no hate or hard feelings towards him. It's just a game.

I havent been that active over this event or the last 3 years to be honest so no stress. :)

No hard feelings, Bracky?

I didn’t realise “F off, prick” translated to a formal declaration of war in your language.

100% mate

Im around 1b in each stat.
I forget Xanax half the time, miss major events, don’t keep up with updates, factions, or wars… and my cash flow’s about as active as a hospital patient.

Been playing for 16 years, pretty sure at this point I’m not grinding, I’m just bored and wandering the city like a retired NPC. 😂

Complete opposite, mate. It doesn’t bother me at all, that’s why I find it funny.

I like Halloween on Torn same as everyone else, but this year like many before i’ve been busy in real life, plus i forget about to log in.

Check my stats — I’ve got nothing to gain or lose here, just enjoying watching people take a pixel punch-up like it’s a UN crisis meeting. 😎

Imagine speanding 277 days of playtime like it’s a job.

That’s 3.2 years full-time with weekends off, except instead of money you get paid, for it in Easter Eggs and Energy Drinks.

Congrats though, I’ve been leveling up outside the game! Sunlight, income, and social interaction unlocked. 

It was a dark and spooky Torn Halloween night.
The event was chaos — ghosts, pumpkins, random attacks flying left and right.

Everyone knew the rules: it’s Halloween, you smack whoever you see, laugh, and move on.

Everyone… except Bracky.

You see, Bracky doesn’t play Torn — Torn plays for Bracky.

While most of us have jobs, friends, or functioning sleep schedules, Bracky has spent more hours on Torn than the United Nations has spent writing peace treaties.

(And fun fact, he’s broken more of them, too.)

So there I am, Gavin, minding my own business, enjoying the event, dressed like a radioactive pumpkin with a chainsaw. When I see one of Bracky’s faction members walking around with 100% health.

Naturally, I do what everyone does during the Halloween event, I bonk him over the head.
A friendly, festive assault.

The Torn equivalent of saying "Happy Halloween, mate!"

But no.

Somewhere in his digital cave, Bracky’s Bat-Signal went off.

He must’ve spat his Monster Energy across his keyboard, eyes glowing like a Level 100 NPC who’s just been mildly inconvenienced.

Within seconds * boom *
Notification.

“You were attacked by Bracky.”

Fair enough, I thought. A little retaliation.
All good fun, right?

Wrong.
This wasn’t retaliation.
This was war.

Apparently, Bracky had decided to unleash a national emergency response.

He hit me again.
And again.
And again.
Like some caffeine-fueled Terminator in a bandana.
I swear if Torn had a “Ceasefire” button, the United Nations would’ve been on the phone.

So I message him:
“Mate, chill, it’s the Halloween event. f**k off already.”

But Bracky doesn’t chill.
Bracky doesn’t rest.
Bracky grinds.

He’s the self-proclaimed Protector of the Perpetually Online.
The Warrior of Wi-Fi.
The Guardian of People Who Log In 18 Hours a Day.

According to legend, he once stayed awake so long during a war that Torn had to add the fatigue system just for him.

And God forbid a part-time player dares to have fun.
In Bracky’s mind, if you work a job, go outside, or take your dog for a walk, you’re a disgrace to Torn warfare.
He must cleanse the servers of your kind! one attack at a time!

So yeah. There we have it lol

Halloween event: ruined.

One innocent bonk on a faction mate turned into World War Bracky.

I imagine right now he’s sitting there, battle-worn and proud, whispering to himself:
“Another player down… Torn is safe again"

Over a year and still not 1 book

05:10:30 - 01/03/25 You found a Tin of Treats and an Elegant Cache on your doorstep.

Any people from Austria, Innsbruck?

booking a holiday and want some info 

lol i get that this will be graved or redirected i just felt it will get the most attaention herre in GD lol

HERRSCHMIDT IS A BLOODY BUFFOON!.!.!.!.!

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