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One day Canada will rule the world, and then everyone will be sorry.



The following is a real WW2 Canadian Naval Log.

... To US Ship Excalibur: you are on a collision course towards us, we advise that you change direction.

The US Captain looks at this message and swears. "Damned Canadians think WE, the US Of A will move for them?...never! They will move or be crushed"

Another message comes from the Canadians.

... We Repeat US Excalibur you are on a collision course, change your bearing now.

The US Captain reads the message and gets even more furious. He tells his morse writer to send one last message. CANADIAN SHIP, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! WE WILL RAM YOU. IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE COURSE.

The Americans receive a final message.

Suit yourself, Excalibur, but we would like you to know that this is not a ship. We are The Halifax LightHouse and you are Headed straight for Land.

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