Salary: No Paid Trains? No Rotated trains? Yes. If you want trains on a certain stat, I can work with that.
Requirements:
Neckbeard? Not required.
Active daily? Yes
Rehab? Once weekly at minimum.
Stats? Need to replace someone at 45k Intel, 80k Manual, & 160k Endurance...so you dont need to match THOSE numbers but you need to be around 250k total stats minimum.
If this appeals, just apply. I'll accept the first good candidate. If you cant apply, we're full!
Thanks and be sure to check your local Sweet Shop for a special 2 for 1 on Cherry Flavored Horse Lemonade, for a limited time only!
Company Perks: 50 % decrease in virus coding time Trade 25 JP for either a random virus or cancel someone's virus in progress. Trade 25 JP to see the lister of an Anon bounty on another player (great money maker!) Trade 25 JP to see the info of a player's bank account.
So if you want to be part of a highly successful team, send in your app now!
Oh, the joys of not being able to bump old threads! For shame! Anyway, read on, less I have to unleash the hounds.
Fellowship of LOL? WTF is that? Nothing that requires safeguarding a ring, but an axe, sword or RPG might be helpful. Also, nothing to do with League o' Legends, though that does accurately describe us (in our own minds)
Anyway, one of the most anonymously infamous factions; The Fellowship of LOL, is looking for new blood to come regain what was once ours from the grasp of perk rollbacks*
*We've defeated the evils of chedding aka faction perk rollbacks like a fat person beats the expiration date of the buffet contents, but like your ex, we still need MOAR, well everything!
What we offer
Free meds. Help with drug, points and rental properties. Fully loaded weapon & armour armoury. Long active & loyal members always willing to help each other.
6% extra gym gains for all 4 stats +9 travel items 3% money gain in S.A. hinting Super laggy faction page with minutes worth of LOL-able pics & gifs Competitions for things like racing and stat gaining!
However to get more specials, we need active players. Players maybe like...you reading this. Yes? Well possibly...either way if you are up to the challenge of not being in an uber faction, but still like to have fun, send your app in, or mail the OP.
[image: i.imgur.com] Nothing that requires safeguarding a ring, but an axe, sword or RPG might be helpful.
Anyway, one of the most anonymously infamous factions; The Fellowship of LOL, is looking for new blood to come regain what was once ours from the grasp of perk rollbacks.
What we offer
Free meds. Help with drug, points and rental properties. Fully loaded weapon & armour armoury. Long active & loyal members always willing to help each other.
5% extra gym gains for all 4 stats +7 travel items 3% money gain in S.A. hinting Super laggy faction page with minutes worth of LOL-able pics & gifs
However to get more specials, we need active players. Players maybe like...you reading this. Yes? Well possibly...either way if you are up to the challenge of not being in an uber faction, but still like to have fun, send your app in, or mail the OP.
Hello Tornies, its me, the raisin-flavored AmazingHorse, here today (and everyday) to inform you of some services that the geeks & freaks here at HerpDerp's CyberDerp cyber cafe can do for you.
1. Anonymous bounty reveals
Do you have an Anon bounty on you? What about your catfish spouse? Maybe even your multi referral. Doesn't matter. For the small fee of $5mil per check, our un-certified professionals can find out who placed that Anon bounty*.
2. Bank Investment Reveals
Do you see someone stroking their E-peen in global or trade chat? Do you know that someone cashes out their bank investment as soon as it hits? Well, for a paltry fee of $5mil, we can tell* you how much money someone has in their bank investment AND when it will be up. However, as you know, noone is obligated to cash out their investment as soon as it hits, so keep that in mind.
3.Canceling a virus writing
Last, and certainly least, if you are feeling really giddy & petty, for a small fee to be negotiated with the worker of your choice, we can cancel a virus being programmed.
NOTE: If someone who you wish to have services rendered against has the stock benefit SYS, which acts as a firewall to prevent any shenanigans from being instigated against them, your fee will be promptly returned.
So, fire up those rotary-dial phones, break out the AOL IM, or however you communicate, and give one of our over-caffeinated & copper poisoned workers a shout now to take advantage of our excellent & limited availability services.
Salary: No Paid Trains? No Rotated trains? Yes. If you want trains on a certain stat, I can work with that.
Requirements:
Neckbeard? Not required.
Active daily? Yes
Rehab? Once weekly at minimum.
Stats? Need to replace someone at 45k Intel, 80k Manual, & 160k Endurance...so you dont need to match THOSE numbers but you need to be around 250k total stats minimum.
If this appeals, just apply. I'll accept the first good candidate. If you cant apply, we're full!
Thanks and be sure to check your local Sweet Shop for a special 2 for 1 on Cherry Flavored Horse Lemonade, for a limited time only!
Apparently no one here owned SYM when they changed how Vicodin worked. The stock was around $1.2k per share back then if memory serves me right. It halved overnight ??. Good times riding the SYM train.
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