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Dirty Bomb Target/Drop 10 MINS LEFT · · 36 likes

Given your history now, how can we trust this isn’t a scam?


Won’t you just take whatever you get from this and then bomb who you want anyway?

Duke's Easter Island Giveaway · · 161 likes

Make Wrenches Temporary Items · · 174 likes

We are so grateful to almighty Chedburn for delivering an excellent new crime system that we are all enjoying, and with the excitement of the new items being released through Crimes 2.0 it may seem like this is a low priority.

However, I put it to you Joseph that you have made a HUGE mistake when it comes to one item.

The wrench.

This is CLEARLY a temporary weapon, designed to be thrown at those too slow to dodge a wrench, let alone a ball.

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Make it so.

Official Dong Recruitment VIDEO! Ding Dong! · · 209 likes

Elmination leader discord from sugar valves · · 95 likes

A discord filled with racism, sexual content, and a hint of Nova making comments about my child as shown below. What everyone in Torn should have access to!

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Recent archived posts

Torn City time owes me a DP · · 1 like

What’s the CCC?

Why was torn created? · · 2 likes

Bangers and Mash

 

Toad in the Hole

 

Yorkshire Pudding


Roast Dinner

 

Shepherd’s Pie

 

Steak and Ale Pie

 

Chips and Gravy

 

Fish and Chips (Actual thick cut chips with salt and vinegar not crisps)

 

Sticky Toffee Pudding

 

Trifle

 

 

 

You are again showing your lack of British Cultural Awareness brother Shooby

 

 

Why was torn created? · · 1 like

Definitely a good start.

 

You also need to eat beans on toast and visit a weatherspoons

Why was torn created? · · 2 likes

You need to complete your British Cultural Awareness training.

Nine Lives - The Raccoon Side of the Story · · 3 likes

I learnt my very first Indonesian curse word from this delightful Raccoon.

 

I shall not repeat it for fear of getting banned, but I shall finish with a few words that describe the Raccoons pushes…

 

Just

Acknowledge

Nobody

Can

Organise

Khaos

 

 

9 Lives Finishes First - Co-Captain Tells All!! · · 2 likes

Down with the Scottish accent!

9 Lives Finishes First - Co-Captain Tells All!! · · 29 likes

Thanks to all the leadership team.

Thanks even more to all our members that stepped up to help as comms/push leads/supply distributors.

Hope you all at least got a flavour for Elims and enjoyed the journey while it lasted.

Until next year! 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Nein Lives Tries Racism! · · 12 likes

Pretty sure the only racism was telling a Scottish man that his accent was hard to understand on discord Voice Chat…


Maxing bank interest merits advice is the worst advice a new player can get. CMV · · 17 likes

What if I have over 660 merits, is it okay then?

Why can't i move to level 2? ·

This sounds like a script rather than Torn functionality.

 

If you don’t have the upgrade button available with your level then you are not able to upgrade your level yet 

Duke Calabrese shows you how to happy jump · · 2 likes

Moved to tutorials and guides

Ignorance must be bliss · · 14 likes

He’s actually calling you a Carrot in Welsh.

 

A common misunderstanding

Yet another shire story · · 4 likes

16:41:54 - 27/07/26 You sent a Parcel to -Bilbo- with the message: Saw people were targeting your happy, so this should help you out

Hate to see a guy targeted like that

Most expensive item accidentally added to market? ·

Yeah - this is the biggest I remember.

 

 

new bomba alerts · · 4 likes

so… anybody gunna test the new system?

[RW] Just Fer Khaos vs Natural Selection IV · · 18 likes

NSIV’s coordination to have everyone abroad and following instruction is a modern miracle

OMG you are doing my headlines in now · · 3 likes

Well I didn’t mean you, you need to start pulling your finger out and deliver on some updates. 

get back to work

OMG you are doing my headlines in now · · 17 likes

Before the mobs start complaining about not getting updates on RWs and Crimes 2.0… I have to say that now we have Jack-O in place there is definitely a big momentum shifts in the number of quality updates are being released.

 

Perhaps it is coincidence and these projects were nearing completion anyway, but even so there has been a lot of small but meaningful updates.

 

Really appreciate the dev teams work keeping us fed with updates while other devs continue on the more complex updates in the background.

 

well done on the project management!

1st armor cache · · 2 likes

Good time to stop gambling

[RW] 39x vs NS · · 5 likes

GG, a well fought war on both sides!

 

Until next time!