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...and gold plated, but with a sticky sugar coating for better grip

19:01:55 - 18/04/22 You bought 1x Gold Plated AK-47 at $25,000,000,000 each for a total of $25,000,000,000 from UAE

It has always been a goal of mine to get my very own gak but i never thought id make this far.
It was mostly funded by mugging, so gamblers and noobs thank you ily <3

And thank you whoever built up the anticipation.
20:19:06 - 18/04/22 Someone used Watchlist on you increasing your flight time by 1h 41m

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Not the best but i love it like my son. My gold plated baby.

Let me know if u wanna get shot by my money scented gun, limited time offer. Done shooting people for now.

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PS. whoever sent me this, youre evil
You were sent $420 from someone with the message: Find me & shoot me & I'll give you $420m ;)

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i cant believe he did that to you, id report him

I lied.
Its 11.8b now.


I was 300m away from 10b mugged, but to top it off: YOU MUGGED xxx AND STOLE $2,106,205,133

A 1b+ mug has been a dream of mine ever since i started mugging.

After joining the NS family i wanted to play this game a little more aggressively - mugging!
10b is still a rookie number but ive always been bad at making money in this game so im ecstatic that ive been even slightly successful at this.

I had around 500m mugged from earlier days, small mugs, probably most of it was mug protection for friends.
After 5.5b my money mugged really shot up and 10b came quicker than i had imagined.

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Pictured: w-what happened... did i... get good?


Considering all the mugging nerfs (1 sec per action, 15 sec landing protection and a bothunter after me) i feel like ive done a decent job.

Id like to thank god, anime and my internet service provider (and LTJELLOMAN, Spliffy, my go-to revivers, spiers and everyone else who has given me advice or help with mugging that i forgot to mention).



For those that have made it this far with reading, a small storytime:

My favourite mug wasnt the biggest but still a significant amount, 300m.
Someone who i had mugged a few times had added me to friends list. So when they got married i got an invite to witness.
After witnessing you get an event:
You witnessed the marriage of X and Y. Perhaps you should send them a wedding gift?

For shits and giggles i thought i should mug them for their wedding present, since i was their mugger after all.
Got nothing on the first muggee but the amount i got on the second person surprised me a lot. Their ghost trade had expired a minute ago.


I keep my stealth off for maximum salt and clout.
Its probably dumb that i dont stealth but i want you to know when youve been touched by me <3


Also, watch out. I have eyes everywhere.

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