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DMX Passed away =( · · 4 likes

"Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone
Let a dog roam and he'll find his way home" -DMX-

RiP

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API company perks from a Lingerie store 10* · · 2 likes

"company_perks":["+ 2 travel capacity","+ 50% speed & dexterity when not wearing armor","+ No property upkeep or staff costs","+ Free business class upgrades"]

10* Lingerie Store hiring ·

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Crime 2.0 info leaked? · · 1 like

Over the years old man Jonny had made a lot of bad choices that he regrets. Among those, reading this post ranks way up high and he had once sent a 'thank you Shirley' note to Duke as a way to pay his ever increasing debt.

ENDED "Why the f**k not" Comment giveaway ENDED ·

Still living the dream!!! Prolly cause old man Jonny is too old to wake up.

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·

laughing

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23:36:53 - 14/05/21 Bravotitan sent 1x Box of Medical Supplies to you

You know what they say, Morphine is an old man's best friend. This will solve old man Johnny's back pain.

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·

evil

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·

cry

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·

Nope

ENDED "Why the f**k not" Comment giveaway ENDED ·

Hell yeah !!! Old man Jonny can never say no to free stuff, unless it is a veggie-burger, then f**k NO!!!!

Energy Drink Stocks · · 1 like

We want our own version of Red Bull to invest in!!!!

PETITION TO REDISTRIBUTE TORN WEALTH ·

When the lazy want to live off the hard work of others, lol.

Lottery win · · 1 like

Start with investing 2B in the Bank for 1 week.

Get the Bank BB from the stockmarket, this way you get the extra 10% on your next investment on the next week.

After that, get the Flight BB cause it is a change in the quality of life if you travel a lot.

With the remainder of your money you can invest in the education stocks if you still haven't gotten all the courses done. A couple of those BB won't hurt.

If you have completed all your courses, then just throw your money into the BBs that gives you monthly passive income. Basically you will be set for life like that and won't have any issues affording what you need in the game.

OFFICIAL Housing Rental/ Sharing thread ·

Looking to rent a fully upgraded PI for 800k/day for 30 days.

Beware of MUGGERS ·

That moment when someone plays a crime game then cries because a "crime" was committed against him, lol.

It is all part of the game. You will mug and get mugged and that's how the game runs. It is your own fault for not researching how you can protect yourself and hide your money before/after completing a trade.

Hard luck but thanks for the lols.

Who is the most bullied Torn player? · · 1 like

Old man Jonny here has been constantly attacked and beat up just cause he is old with back problems so he can't defend himself cry

This game's rules are unfair for new players ·

Stop crying and littering the forum with this nonsense. Acting like an entitled twerp as if the game owes you anything.

Everyone who has done something in the game had done so by keeping on for years on end. And since the game has been running for years, it has various circles. Stick to the circle where your stats and experience fit and grow from there instead of crying cause you can't be the no. 1 player in under 5 minutes of play.

What should Torn do for star wars day? · · 1 like

Main issue would be that they don't have the right to utilize any of the Star Wars material, and if they do follow your suggestion without paying big bucks to Disney, they would be in for long sessions in court.

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·

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[1B Reward] The Great Hammer Hunt of 2021! · · 1 like

17:35:26 - 01/05/21 You sold 1x Hammer on your bazaar to TheMightyThor at $500,000 each for a total of $500,000

Thor loves his hammers!!!