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[SELL] WLT FHG bbs [BUYING] Stocks 85-105% · · 6 likes

SCAMMER
SCAMMER
Scammed me, took my private island from me without paying anything.
Messaged him multiple times after but no reply. Got proof too if anyone needs it
DON'T SELL TO THIS ABSOLUTE *****

St Patrick's Day Drunken Regrets · · 12 likes


I don't really want to admit to this one guys but it's for Torn. So I gotta do what I gotta do...

Right... It all began on one sunny saturday morning. Me and the lads decided to go drinking in Leeds (UK). I had not had a drink for a very long time, so I'm sure you can imagine, it had quite the effect on me. I WAS HAMMERED!!!!

The last thing I can really remember, was being incredibly drunk as I was mixing drinks throughout the night. Beer, to jager, to whiskey and finally vodka.

In my drunken state, I thought that the couple girls that I knew from back at school were actually hitting on me. What woman could resist me afterall, I stupidly thought... So what does drunk me do? I tried to be sly and prove how well I could kiss... by making out with one of the girls arm and gradually (somehow) flowing onto my own arm to continue the kissing....

IT TOOK ME ABOUT 15 MINUTES TO REALISE THIS WAS MY OWN ARM!!?!

Anyway... just when you think this is the best/ worst part... it really isn't....

Not only did I give myself an arm hickey thinking it was a hot chick, I woke up in a random mans garden, cuddling a FOR SALE sign in one arm, and a garden gnome in the other...



WHAT. A. BLOODY. NIGHT!!!

[Buying] Skateboards and Para435m · · 2 likes

SCAMMER - BE AWARE. Took my private island from me. After numerous attempts to be civil and ask for the money back, he just completely ignored me. He added money to the trade, and removed it as I accepted.

DO NOT SELL TO HIM!!!

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CHEAPEST RW Armor in Bazaar · · 1 like

Great seller. Easy communication & nice to negotiate with where needed.
Cheers bro

[SELL] WLT FHG bbs [BUYING] Stocks 85-105% · · 6 likes

SCAMMER
SCAMMER
Scammed me, took my private island from me without paying anything.
Messaged him multiple times after but no reply. Got proof too if anyone needs it
DON'T SELL TO THIS ABSOLUTE *****

[Buying] Skateboards and Para435m · · 2 likes

SCAMMER - BE AWARE. Took my private island from me. After numerous attempts to be civil and ask for the money back, he just completely ignored me. He added money to the trade, and removed it as I accepted.

DO NOT SELL TO HIM!!!

Torn CHRISTMAS POEM - 2019 Edition · · 1 like

Twas the night before Christmas, I was drunk and began to puke.
I quickly went on Torn, thinking that I could mug Duke.
What a failure it was, one hit one kill.
I took a few morphine, just to carry on the thrill.
So I went back for seconds, as I was feeling rather perky.
I KILLED HIM! I STUFFED HIM UP! JUST LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY!
I was so delighted, so I called up old St Nick.
I invited him round to eat some warm spotted dick.
This is where it gets weird, turns out I called uncle Mike.
And I didn't mug Duke, I mugged some guy called "Dike"

Sorry Dike...

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·


86

Duke's Trick or Threat Competition ·


"knock knock"

Duke: "You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that."

*Smashes a pumpkin with Penelope...

Halloween town secret gym ·


21,13!!

HB Recruiting PA members ·


BUMP

Creepy Poem Time! 2018 · · 3 likes


 

*Staff Edit*

Obscene content is not allowed

Creepy Poem Time! 2018 ·


The Vicodin Mistake - By MitchyP

I needed a quick boost for my time at the gym.

So I went to a bazaar with a huge old grin.

I saw a great offer! so I slipped right in!

I just bought 10! wait... it's VICODIN?!

Are you kidding me right now? Is this some sort of Joke?!

This cheeky little twerp has just destroyed my hope!

So I click out of his bizaar and slit his throat

I kill his spouse and leave her a note.

I'm like "bitch. enough is enough.. You need to leave this guy"

The dumb bitch replies and just asks me WHY?

I explain what he did. and how I'm distraught.

She then blocks me, without a second thought...

So do I sit back and cry? NO..DO I ****?!

I search for them both through insta and Facebook. 

I find out where they work. I find out where they live.

I stab one with a screwdriver and the other with a shiv.

I then skin them both alive, and sew them both together.

Like a human centipede, now they are not so clever!

so there you have it folks. and I will say it with a Grin...

If I go to your bizaar and buy Vicodin,

Then lock your doors and hide.

Because I'm on my way..

We can go for a ride.

unless you're willing to pay? 

 

 

 

Torn's Got Talent · · 5 likes


Dear Duke

I wrote to you, but you still aint calling.

I left my name,my number and my Id right at the bottom.

I paid you back the two loans back in autumn, you must not of got um. There probably was a problem with the server or something.

Sometimes I put the wrong ID in when I tap, but **** it, whats been up man hows your bat?

I'm about to hit the gym, can you refill my energy bro? because I'm feeling kinda fat.

I heard about your uncle ronny too I'm sorry. I heard he got stabbed, mugged and then hit with a TORN lorry.

anyway enough of this song, I'll chill and stop with the groan. Just please help me out and cancel off my loan.

DUKE'S ISLAND GIVEAWAY #JUSTBURNIT ·


I'd burn down whoever looks after the security of TORN... because the amount of malware  attacks you guys have is crazy...

St Patrick's Day Drunken Regrets · · 12 likes


I don't really want to admit to this one guys but it's for Torn. So I gotta do what I gotta do...

Right... It all began on one sunny saturday morning. Me and the lads decided to go drinking in Leeds (UK). I had not had a drink for a very long time, so I'm sure you can imagine, it had quite the effect on me. I WAS HAMMERED!!!!

The last thing I can really remember, was being incredibly drunk as I was mixing drinks throughout the night. Beer, to jager, to whiskey and finally vodka.

In my drunken state, I thought that the couple girls that I knew from back at school were actually hitting on me. What woman could resist me afterall, I stupidly thought... So what does drunk me do? I tried to be sly and prove how well I could kiss... by making out with one of the girls arm and gradually (somehow) flowing onto my own arm to continue the kissing....

IT TOOK ME ABOUT 15 MINUTES TO REALISE THIS WAS MY OWN ARM!!?!

Anyway... just when you think this is the best/ worst part... it really isn't....

Not only did I give myself an arm hickey thinking it was a hot chick, I woke up in a random mans garden, cuddling a FOR SALE sign in one arm, and a garden gnome in the other...



WHAT. A. BLOODY. NIGHT!!!