SCAMMER SCAMMER Scammed me, took my private island from me without paying anything. Messaged him multiple times after but no reply. Got proof too if anyone needs it DON'T SELL TO THIS ABSOLUTE *****
I don't really want to admit to this one guys but it's for Torn. So I gotta do what I gotta do...
Right... It all began on one sunny saturday morning. Me and the lads decided to go drinking in Leeds (UK). I had not had a drink for a very long time, so I'm sure you can imagine, it had quite the effect on me. I WAS HAMMERED!!!!
The last thing I can really remember, was being incredibly drunk as I was mixing drinks throughout the night. Beer, to jager, to whiskey and finally vodka.
In my drunken state, I thought that the couple girls that I knew from back at school were actually hitting on me. What woman could resist me afterall, I stupidly thought... So what does drunk me do? I tried to be sly and prove how well I could kiss... by making out with one of the girls arm and gradually (somehow) flowing onto my own arm to continue the kissing....
IT TOOK ME ABOUT 15 MINUTES TO REALISE THIS WAS MY OWN ARM!!?!
Anyway... just when you think this is the best/ worst part... it really isn't....
Not only did I give myself an arm hickey thinking it was a hot chick, I woke up in a random mans garden, cuddling a FOR SALE sign in one arm, and a garden gnome in the other...
SCAMMER - BE AWARE. Took my private island from me. After numerous attempts to be civil and ask for the money back, he just completely ignored me. He added money to the trade, and removed it as I accepted.
SCAMMER SCAMMER Scammed me, took my private island from me without paying anything. Messaged him multiple times after but no reply. Got proof too if anyone needs it DON'T SELL TO THIS ABSOLUTE *****
SCAMMER - BE AWARE. Took my private island from me. After numerous attempts to be civil and ask for the money back, he just completely ignored me. He added money to the trade, and removed it as I accepted.
Twas the night before Christmas, I was drunk and began to puke. I quickly went on Torn, thinking that I could mug Duke. What a failure it was, one hit one kill. I took a few morphine, just to carry on the thrill. So I went back for seconds, as I was feeling rather perky. I KILLED HIM! I STUFFED HIM UP! JUST LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY! I was so delighted, so I called up old St Nick. I invited him round to eat some warm spotted dick. This is where it gets weird, turns out I called uncle Mike. And I didn't mug Duke, I mugged some guy called "Dike"
I don't really want to admit to this one guys but it's for Torn. So I gotta do what I gotta do...
Right... It all began on one sunny saturday morning. Me and the lads decided to go drinking in Leeds (UK). I had not had a drink for a very long time, so I'm sure you can imagine, it had quite the effect on me. I WAS HAMMERED!!!!
The last thing I can really remember, was being incredibly drunk as I was mixing drinks throughout the night. Beer, to jager, to whiskey and finally vodka.
In my drunken state, I thought that the couple girls that I knew from back at school were actually hitting on me. What woman could resist me afterall, I stupidly thought... So what does drunk me do? I tried to be sly and prove how well I could kiss... by making out with one of the girls arm and gradually (somehow) flowing onto my own arm to continue the kissing....
IT TOOK ME ABOUT 15 MINUTES TO REALISE THIS WAS MY OWN ARM!!?!
Anyway... just when you think this is the best/ worst part... it really isn't....
Not only did I give myself an arm hickey thinking it was a hot chick, I woke up in a random mans garden, cuddling a FOR SALE sign in one arm, and a garden gnome in the other...