Vault thieves
Torn stories about vault thieves, retold from the forum archive with every statement labelled and sourced.
- Lilbig's 500mil+ faction theft accusation
Lilbig accused darjax of taking 500mil+ worth of caches and war payouts after receiving control of a faction. Replies demanded proof and questioned the call for retaliation.
Jun 2025 · Vault thieves
- Questions after the alleged 6Bil faction-vault theft
ZOO [2072988] asked where 6Bil had gone after alleging a faction-vault theft. Aleks-ODBird [2259658] later wrote that, apparently, a spouse returned 2.7b to The Box [7818].
Jun 2020 · Vault thieves
- The marriage-and-vault accusation against coolbebo
heresy23 accused coolbebo of taking about a SE worth of a friend's cash after gaining vault access through marriage. Replies brought criticism, warnings and a similar account.
Sep 2018 · Vault thieves
- The disputed Street Rats vault raid
DarrylPhilbin [3231025] accused Saintmark [2957334] of emptying Street Rats' vault and armory. Saintmark later said they took 200m in cash and called it a faction bank heist.
Jun 2025 · Vault thieves
- TonyCream's $121.5m 'Vault thief' bounty complaint
TonyCream said a reported player spent $121.5m on bounties during a ranked war. Beerstein posted two bounty claims, while CurlyBracket mocked the timing.
Oct 2025 · Vault thieves
- Street King Outlaws reported a $300 million vault theft
GH0STsa [2908073] accused a faction member of taking over $300 million. Players questioned the vault access; GH0STsa then said Street King Outlaws would close.
Dec 2025 · Vault thieves
- Shared vaults raised the prospect of hostile Torn divorces
A shared spouse vault prompted warnings about theft and hostile divorces. Other players noted that access was optional: trust first, click second.
Sep–Oct 2015 · Vault thieves
- neth posts J3T vault interview as players ask for proof
neth posted questions from an interview about an alleged vault theft after omitting the lengthy answers from a larger article. Players challenged the account and its evidence.
May 2026 · Vault thieves
- The $16,831,962 starter-faction bank call-out
antwared [3731393] accused Pickledonion21 [3455507] of emptying a starter faction’s bank and taking its cars. Pickledonion21 later apologised and said they would return $20m.
May–Jun 2025 · Vault thieves
- The Wardyward vault-theft accusation at Lipz
After legion3716 accused Wardyward of taking $16.4 bil from a faction vault, Celestria90 questioned the access, Shooby proposed a vote, and Vincent suggested deposit limits.
Sep 2026 · Vault thieves
- Three-Week Banker Accused of $275m Vault Theft, Forum Mocks the Vetting
A player's warning about a banker who allegedly took $275,000,000 from the vault and quit drew less sympathy than mockery, as players picked apart the size of the haul and the vetting that let it happen.
Jul 2026 · Vault thieves
- Vault theft warning about a Torn marriage turns into a joke thread
AncientRelic accused Parus_Major of taking 780m from a friend's vault after marriage; the accused, posting as SoggyBiscuits, disputed the figure nine days later while most replies turned into jokes about spouse vault access.
Feb 2021 · Vault thieves
- SugarHigh names Jazzuelle over a 4.3b vault theft, then trades insults with Lat
In July 2024 SugarHigh named Jazzuelle over an alleged 4.3b theft, saying Jazzuelle had been faction staff for about two years. Lat, who described taking an armoury and a fund, traded insults with SugarHigh.
2024–2026 · Vault thieves
- Courage accuses Vault-tech of taking about 6b from their faction overnight
In September 2025 Courage [2786549] said a co-leader had emptied their faction's bank and RW weapon stash. The accused replied with a different story, and the thread answered in kind.
2025–2026 · Vault thieves
- Holy accused of taking 3-4B from a faction armory after a ranked war win
In June 2026 Five [959585] posted that Holy [3535002] emptied part of a faction armory and blocked members. Holy replied in the thread, and other players commented on the theft, the gambling and armory permissions.
Jun 2026 · Vault thieves
- Leader accuses new member of 1 billion vault theft; replies question the bank access
On 29 Aug 2025 Crimsom678 posted a warning accusing faction member TantrumT of taking a billion from the vault. Several replies questioned the poster's banker permissions and a claimed protection payment.
2025–2026 · Vault thieves
- Shenzkie called a vault thief; new faction leader says removal will follow war
In April 2026 ThatGustyTibor posted a call-out thread against Shenzkie after giving members access to the faction vault. Replies joked about the wizard-themed faction names, and a leader of Shenzkie's new faction answered.
Apr–Jul 2026 · Vault thieves
- Shoop reports a 13B vault theft; replies blame faction leaders for the access
In May 2020 Shoop posted that Shminiganz had taken 13B from a faction vault and left. The thread turned into an argument over who should hold bank access, and the title was reused for a second theft that September.
2020–2026 · Vault thieves
- New player named over Hazbin Hotel vault theft admits taking the money
In April 2024 JimmyMcJimmison named MurdoxMadman for taking 60,000,000 from a friend's faction vault. MurdoxMadman said they took it. Replies covered newbie vault permissions and the size of the theft.
2024–2026 · Vault thieves
- HunterLink's faction says kavasthov emptied its vault of $126,211,353
In August 2025 HunterLink [3322977] posted a warning that kavasthov [3026107] took the faction's cash overnight and left. Replies mostly mocked the sum and the permissions. A later post says victims were made whole.
2025–2026 · Vault thieves
- marssh96 posts logs saying Ayanokoji took faction money and armory items
On 28 Nov 2023 marssh96 posted faction logs and said Ayanokoji had taken the faction's money, points and armory items. Several replies, some from officers, questioned why Ayanokoji had been given access.
Nov–Dec 2023 · Vault thieves
- SugarHigh posts a vault-thief warning; replies question a 300-day account's access
In January 2023 SugarHigh posted a public warning about a former faction member, saying the member left after a vault theft and that SugarHigh made the faction whole. Replies questioned why the account had vault access.
Jan–Apr 2023 · Vault thieves
- Faction vault theft of 3.5 billion called out in General Discussion thread
Wascalywabbit accused slycooper45 of taking 3.5 billion from the Pokemon City vault. The thread produced multi-account claims, an Admin's post about jailed accounts, and a ruling that the money would not be reversed.
2023–2026 · Vault thieves
- Zaddy accused a "vault thief" of stealing 24bn - and got bountied for it
In February 2023 Zaddy accused an unnamed player of stealing over 24bn from a faction vault. The bounties and hospital visits that followed landed on Zaddy, and the thread kept ensnaring random players for two years after.
2023–2025 · Vault thieves