Stories from 2025
Torn stories that happened in 2025, retold from the forum archive with every statement labelled and sourced.
- Torn Parley Palace's disputed Plinko payout
Oliveoil1man [3384999] said Plinko showed billions in winnings and Torn Parley Palace offered 90 million. Strain [1953608] said the 750x table was unintended.
Sep 2025 · Scams and cons
- Lilbig's 500mil+ faction theft accusation
Lilbig accused darjax of taking 500mil+ worth of caches and war payouts after receiving control of a faction. Replies demanded proof and questioned the call for retaliation.
Jun 2025 · Vault thieves
- Ponzi's Flame and the disputed 50/50 ranked-war deal
Yazzy1 [3150211] said their faction returned and used medical items for a promised split. charliecooper [3379666] and Yurko2609 [3315323] said the offer depended on participation and unmet terms.
Apr 2025 · Betrayals
- Bingo Loco accepts defeat against Hippy War Commune
Bingo Loco accepted defeat after a March 2025 ranked war with Hippy War Commune. Players who wagered on the result then posted their payments.
Mar–Apr 2025 · Wars
- Foxy73's no-overdose thread acquired an overdose update
Foxy73 [2127668] asked whether a long run without a Xanax overdose was a record. Players reported longer streaks, and the opening post later carried a fresh overdose update.
Aug 2025 · Player feats
- The April Fools pie case against FattyLumpkin
Xerra accused FattyLumpkin of stealing all the pies. The supposed case produced denials, contradictory testimony and an April Fools explanation.
Apr 2025 · April Fools
- TycheBoxer’s 2025 War Guide Draws Accuracy Challenges and AI Remarks
TycheBoxer posted a faction-war meta guide, then said ChatGPT helped structure it. Respondents challenged its accuracy and answered with AI remarks.
Jun 2025 · Funny incidents
- The disputed Street Rats vault raid
DarrylPhilbin [3231025] accused Saintmark [2957334] of emptying Street Rats' vault and armory. Saintmark later said they took 200m in cash and called it a faction bank heist.
Jun 2025 · Vault thieves
- Hawk [2080065] Files a Multi Alert on ‘Chedburn’ Accounts
A supposed cluster of Chedburn-named test accounts became a forum gag. Torn staff (Admin) bogie [148747] answered the alert with a joke about failed bans and corrupt staff.
Sep 2025 · Funny incidents
- TonyCream's $121.5m 'Vault thief' bounty complaint
TonyCream said a reported player spent $121.5m on bounties during a ranked war. Beerstein posted two bounty claims, while CurlyBracket mocked the timing.
Oct 2025 · Vault thieves
- Elysuim reports a stock-sale mug 23 seconds later
Elysuim said an anonymous mug followed a stock sale by 23 seconds. Replies examined API access, scripts and how quickly exposed cash should be moved.
Jan 2025 · Muggings
- Invest accused Thug over a 2b oil-rig investment
Invest said a 2b oil-rig investment produced one 84m payment before Thug blocked them. Replies brought due-diligence lectures and several fresh investment offers.
2025–2026 · Scams and cons
- dunmugmeh announces passing 6,666,666,666 total stats
A stat announcement drew congratulations, a cheating accusation from ElChapo and, five days later, an apology that kept one concern alive.
2022–2026 · Player feats
- Street King Outlaws reported a $300 million vault theft
GH0STsa [2908073] accused a faction member of taking over $300 million. Players questioned the vault access; GH0STsa then said Street King Outlaws would close.
Dec 2025 · Vault thieves
- Port Royal and Cyber Warfare meet in an October ranked war
Pinguux opened betting on a no-terms ranked war between Port Royal and Cyber Warfare. During the GG posts, they said Port Royal had passed 1m total faction respect.
Oct 2025 · Wars
- Challenger_69 [2736303] contests a scam accusation
Challenger_69 said a 2 day player had accused them of scamming, bringing bounties and demands for repayment. Two players cited prior dealings in their defence.
Jul 2025 · Scams and cons
- Kingfisher disputes newspaper claims over Cupcakes bots
Kingfisher said bot work for Cupcakes and Pacifists did not involve spying or selling secrets. RavenMorgan3 questioned the access; other replies made cake jokes.
Dec 2025 · Scandals
- A faction war-pay complaint and a reported 50 mil debt
Skelelord_1292 said a faction leader had withheld war pay and vault funds. After accepting another faction's invitation, they reported that a 50 mil debt was being cleared.
Dec 2025 · Faction drama
- Romarocky's Worst Bronze Chest Challenge
Romarocky reported a $284,187 Bronze chest and offered its contents plus a Xanax for a lower result. Lukicario posted one that Romarocky valued at $189,732.
Dec 2025 · Funny incidents
- Bumbi's mock complaint over an assault-set giveaway
Bumbi turned a claimed missing giveaway prize into a mock scam complaint. bogie replied that the opening post had more upvotes, so the giveaway poster kept the set.
May 2025 · Scams and cons
- Bumbi’s theory that lint vanished from coin purses
A forum theory about scarce lint led to jokes, a bug report and one player discovering lint in their inventory.
2024–2025 · Mysteries
- The Ascension–Lithium war thread that arrived at the finish
The thread opened with a call for memes and 5 bil on Ascension. Replies praised both sides and joked that the thread had arrived at the end of the war.
Nov 2025 · Wars
- Ron9’s bonus complaint met MG7’s claimed bounty
Ron9 said a new company member collected 650k in joining and referral bonuses, referred a friend and then left with that friend. MG7 posted a log claiming to have put a bounty on Ron9.
Jan 2025 · Funny incidents
- The 17 million faction investment accusation
Meizoev [3744814] said a faction investment ended in expulsions. Bombsight [3464292] later said everyone got their money back.
Jul–Oct 2025 · Scams and cons