Stories from 2026
Torn stories that happened in 2026, retold from the forum archive with every statement labelled and sourced.
- Torn players record their 2026 Elimination war cries
PrincessJulie asked Elimination teams for recorded war cries lasting no more than 15 seconds. Players answered with chants, accents, studio work and one demand to get off the lawn.
Sep 2026 · Wars
- Shadow Reapers BRC and WIT-Mayhem Go the Distance
Forum posts tracked wagers and repeated praise during a prolonged September 2026 ranked war. A later post alleged that someone had not paid up.
Sep–Oct 2026 · Wars
- The wartime accusation against Montana34 [3759308]
TheBonebreaker [2603826] accused Montana34 of helping a war opponent. Montana34 denied it through SHY, while other players questioned the conduct and the lack of proof.
Sep 2026 · Betrayals
- Aiden1025 [4115753] accuses bullybeater [3798844] of a cancel-mug
An April 2026 warning accused a trader of cancelling trades and mugging lower-level players. The forum supplied precautions, mockery and a claimed bounty collection.
Apr 2026 · Scams and cons
- Invest accused Thug over a 2b oil-rig investment
Invest said a 2b oil-rig investment produced one 84m payment before Thug blocked them. Replies brought due-diligence lectures and several fresh investment offers.
2025–2026 · Scams and cons
- dunmugmeh announces passing 6,666,666,666 total stats
A stat announcement drew congratulations, a cheating accusation from ElChapo and, five days later, an apology that kept one concern alive.
2022–2026 · Player feats
- DillionDillion Said the Wheel Cheated Them Out of a Private Island
After a Wheel of Awesome spin, DillionDillion accused the game of cheating them out of a Private Island. Other players answered with claimed wins, explanations, insults and jokes.
Aug 2026 · Scams and cons
- A potato hunt for April Fools
Corrus_Fletch [2664079] proposed a one-off potato hunt. After Annosz [2896714] said the April Fools article had vanished, sugarvalves [1963573] said they restored it.
Apr 2026 · April Fools
- Arhimeas calls Crac's approach a co-lead request after VideoLegend's warning
VideoLegend said a recruitment message led them to Crac. Arhimeas called the approach a co-lead request, and the thread became a public scam warning.
Apr 2026 · Scams and cons
- Maks [2811251] claims a 600-award record and offers thread dividends
Maks said they reached 600 awards in 1244 days, then posted a ledger of item giveaways to commenters. The thread remained active into March.
Jan–Mar 2026 · Player feats
- wompwomp [3063532] complains about the April Fools' wheel
wompwomp [3063532] reported a Private Island landing that reversed into 250k, then said the complaint was part of the April Fools' joke.
Apr 2026 · April Fools
- The loss-payment accusation against Onesat [1941490]
TrangoDango [3942927] accused Onesat [1941490] of promising payment for losses and withholding it. Two players said their “red weapon” prizes were high heels and a thong.
Jan 2026 · Scams and cons
- The Xanax resale offer that prompted a scam argument
Alt_F4Life tested a Xanax resale offer and said the fee erased most of the margin. Other players disputed whether that made it a scam or merely a poor deal.
Jul 2026 · Scams and cons
- The CGG Assault and a Claimed Redirect to Port Royal
JoeSkull [533524] posted that Land Of The Misfits assaulted The Pusheen Army over CGG. -Beesus- [1959482] said diplomacy would redirect it to Port Royal, then JoeSkull reported a truce.
Aug 2026 · Wars
- neth posts J3T vault interview as players ask for proof
neth posted questions from an interview about an alleged vault theft after omitting the lengthy answers from a larger article. Players challenged the account and its evidence.
May 2026 · Vault thieves
- Titus sought payment after losing a trout attack
Titus said they attacked Marijuana, lost and were owed around 300k. Individual replies proposed another attack, a larger bill and several other dubious remedies.
Aug–Sep 2026 · Funny incidents
- Crocodile_Dundy's war-pay accusation meets a payment counterclaim
Crocodile_Dundy accused Emperor_25 of withholding ranked-war pay. WoogBenz-x answered with claimed payment figures, then other players accused Crocodile_Dundy.
Jan 2026 · Scams and cons
- A buyer said CocoFelon’s wartime spy figures failed a Law Firm check
A buyer said wartime spy data did not survive a Law Firm check. The seller answered in the third person, while other players supplied mockery and safer buying advice.
Feb 2026 · Scams and cons
- The Wardyward vault-theft accusation at Lipz
After legion3716 accused Wardyward of taking $16.4 bil from a faction vault, Celestria90 questioned the access, Shooby proposed a vote, and Vincent suggested deposit limits.
Sep 2026 · Vault thieves
- Genius-N00B [2440523] Accuses Dead Fragment [42055] of Rank-War Multis
A multi-account accusation against Dead Fragment [42055] produced denials, sarcasm and insults. The supplied record shows the argument, but no ruling on the accusation.
2025–2026 · Wars
- Mugging brag against ChangelingSwarm spirals into bounty threats, then a truce
TanukiKung's lighthearted Graveyard-board post about mugging ChangelingSwarm drew a threat, rival bounties, and a split forum verdict on the storytelling itself.
Mar 2026 · Muggings
- Three-Week Banker Accused of $275m Vault Theft, Forum Mocks the Vetting
A player's warning about a banker who allegedly took $275,000,000 from the vault and quit drew less sympathy than mockery, as players picked apart the size of the haul and the vetting that let it happen.
Jul 2026 · Vault thieves
- Forum callout brands Jeyam a scammer; repliers pick the accuser's story apart
LIMP-_-PUMPO accused Jeyam of months of unpaid work and missed trains; other posters immediately questioned the excuse given for it, and the thread ran away from its own starter.
Sep 2026 · Controversies
- Slots Jackpot Nets $46.5 Billion, Then Two Muggers
A $1,000,000 slot spin turned into a $46,513,736,611 jackpot for lonerider543 in February 2026, and into two attempted muggings before the money was safely stored.
Feb 2026 · Player feats