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GypsyTears [1288842]

You, yes you, are in charge of adding new words to a dictionary.

The only problem is coming up with the definitions.

A resident before you will make up a word and you're in charge of defining it. Once you are satisfied, you, yes you, are now appointed to making a new word to be defined by the resident that saunters in behind you.

I'll begin:

Beatjel

Wulfric [1767972]

Hitpen (n)
A person employed by online message board providers to troll users who are in desparate need of being taken down a peg or two.



Fnord
GypsyTears [1288842]

Hitpen - n. An enclosure used for one time mixed martial arts athletes. The pen is necessary to protect citizens from the athletes' that have used and/or denied the use of steroids to "enhance" their strength and/or performance in and out of the arena cages that they are accustomed to.

Fnord - adj. Used to describe the fateful meeting between a Parkour artist's nose with a hard or menacing object.

Diddloph
Wulfric [1767972]

Diddloph

A type of interview particular to the adult movie genre, where the potential female stars compete in a race to 'completion'.


Munctricate
GypsyTears [1288842]

Munctricate - v. The action of choking on watermelon seeds during a seed spitting competition. At the time of print, 1 in 973,926 contestants will walk with The Reaper.

Tunkeous
Wulfric [1767972]

Tunkeous

An archaic word, used by William Shakespeare in an early draft of Richard III, but replaced before publication...

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made tunkeous summer by this sun of York.





Snarp


GypsyTears [1288842]

Snarp - n. An internetty term used to describe a wolf in sheeps' clothing. Not to be confused with internet predators but instead those elusive companions that have changed their look but not their penmanship.

Woahggles
neonslime [1364975]

felp (noun): a sharp cry made when falling from an embarrassingly short height.

"he uttered a shrill felp after failing to notice that he was about to step off of the curb."


kwafidly
GypsyTears [1288842]

Kwafidly - n. A once used handshake involving two persons that incorporates slapping, clutching, thumbplay, fingerplay, sometimes noises, spinning, etc. Later versions included a partial hug of touching shoulders but not necks.

Veloorlush
Daisy3 [730750]

I always wondered what that handshake was called. Thank you!

Veloorlush - n. An evergreen shrub that sports orange and yellow flowers during the month of June and bears pickle shaped fruit in September. It's very rare and hard to grow.

Swatintin
GypsyTears [1288842]

Honkadonk - adj. A term used to describe a parent that did not have time to check a mirror before whisking their child(ren) off to school.

Rownerious
GypsyTears [1288842]

Fujimalumph - n. The phrase that is uttered when asked by the person holding your hair what made you so sick.
The sound is so distorted and acoustically altered by the porcelain throne that, "The Fuji had a worm and I only saw part of it in the apple after biting into it and the apple was soft, it was totally gross." sounds like Fujimalumph.

Shubbogign