Define A Word

Shubbogign - The act of tobogganing on a desert dune. Many times a pair of woahggles are worn when doing this. Cooool!


Asternold

asternold (adverb-adjective hybrid) - a very particular sequence of the words "astern" and "old", with the space removed. It was common seafaring jargon used either casually or during extraordinary lightning-fast naval engagements in which orders had to be communicated with little to no pause.

"The deckhands are posing for their portraits asternold school style."
~ a first mate describes the what, where, and how in a single sentence.

(for more information about the "...old school style" used in this context, refer to the article, King Neptune III era Surrealism.)

Yayderdo

Yayderdo -n. A very closely shaved head with the exception of words, symbols and/or numbers in remaining patches of hair. Often a better solution to tattoos.

Psyameize

Psyameize - The act of psychologically profilling a cat by quietly observing how it drinks a saucer of milk, while being distracted by a toy mouse.

Hydrotegon

Hydrotegon - n. The offspring of a mermaid and a merman.


Mordenfarl

Mordenfarl -n. The baby chick that survives attacks from scavengers by nudging its siblings into the paws, fingers, claws or talons of predators.

Deajhaye

Deajhaye -v - The sacred act of pleasuring an east african mole


Flinnikan

Flinnikan - A small stone oven used by the Nika tribe of the Congo. Used primarily to roast fish cooked by the tribal people. Comprised of the words Nika (the tribal people) and Flin (meaning cooked fish).

Gykolfrow

Gykolfrow - A special kind of fart that releases a gas that causes all those to smell it to explode.

Oggafloggadoggamogga

Oggafloggadoggamogga- n. A tiny flying parasite that finds its way into soft exposed tissue of mammals. Described as uncomfortable at first but acceptable, once the parasite has set up house, the neighborhood, and ultimately the colony, it will release its might upon the host via teary eyes and runny nose. Dastardly things.

Coatloghing

Coatloghing - The process in which a spaghetti organism as often refereed to as the "Fly Spaghetti Monster" makes fake science findings to trick all the non believers of the world who do not follow him. A such example would be the Flying Spaghetti Monster leaving dinosaur fossils to fool humans into believing the world is older than it actually is.

Ngloced

Ngloced -v. The sound one makes clearing a throat before playing the bagpipes.

Shlock

Shlock (v). - The act of slamming a blunt object unto an unsuspecting victims head. ex. Dude did you not just see that? That boy was just shlocked.


Grundafun

Grundafun - n. The smile that an angst ridden teen smiles accidentally. Sadly, some parents never see one.

Hauboux

a sex act involving lots of saliva :P

:P
adv. Describes the sound of dustbunnies, dirt devils, a cross breeze, or rustling leaves left in a thread temporarily by someone cracking themselves up.

Soupherflie

Soupherflie - adv. The description given to a post that cleverly restarts and/or repairs a broken thread

Plortumbuf

Plortumbuf - n. The first word that James Cameron uttered after seeing Avatar in its entirety the first time. It was assumed to be positive and was flowed by a slow clap.

Aquishiel

Aquishiel - A southern fried squirrel. Served in small pieces skewered on a stick. Typically flavoured with a mixed of BBQ sauce and hot sauce.

Cosmopolik

Cosmopolik - Urban slang for a pilot that has claims to have been abducted by aliens.

Viseval