sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.followed by batman
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sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.followed by batman
First world problems: I just woke up to 15 happy birthday texts... now i have to respond to all of them so i don't look like an insensitive shit.
I don't need your 100 Million
(Yes, that is supposed to make you laugh)
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Niko_Belic [1457440]Sup guys
Got 100m to waste
Make me laugh and win $$
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ME
I made a poopy today.
*tickles me*
What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooovies
If i had a pound for every time i got suspicious...
I'd wonder who was paying me and why.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Ya
Ya-who
.com
i split up with my girlfriend cause i kept stealing her wheelchair.
it doesn't matter though, she'll come crawling back.
Niko_Belic [1457440]Sup guys
Got 100m to waste
Make me laugh and win $$
yur lyf
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Whats worse than 1 dead baby?
2 dead babies
Why did the baby cross the road?? It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
I'm sure to offend someone with this one...
Have you seen the Jehovah's Witness comedian's act?
Don't bother. All he knows is knock knock jokes.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
^do i win? haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR97VhTeUFw