My mom kicked me out of the house because she found out that I had improper relations with the family dog.
Any advice will be much appreciated.
Advice needed.
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My mom kicked me out of the house because she found out that I had improper relations with the family dog.
Any advice will be much appreciated.
buy a nice home and live happily ever after with your family dog.
Hold a nice Hallowe'en house warming party and everything. It's just the right time of year to be kicked out. [:sick:]
You need to remember that your dog only has a very short life span so you must make the most of it. Offer the same relationship you are having with your dog to your mother. Im sure she would love to have her head rubbed and eat fresh cooked ham from different parts of your body.
Find a bridge and troll under there...
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