So someone today told me the worst joke that i've ever heard
Here it is....
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Duane
Duane who?
Drain the bathtub I am drowning! (yes it more of a verbal joke!)
Whats the worst Joke you've heard/know
Worst Joke
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So someone today told me the worst joke that i've ever heard
Here it is....
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Duane
Duane who?
Drain the bathtub I am drowning! (yes it more of a verbal joke!)
Whats the worst Joke you've heard/know
Probably that
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
POKE'IM'ON !!!!
Are we looking for just bad jokes or are we looking for the worst joke?
Bad Joke: The OP's
Worst joke:
Two flys on a piece of cow shit, one farts and the other says "Do you mind not doing that while I am f**king eating?"
Knock Knock
Come in, its open
Guess this one only works if you're British....
"I was going to buy some venison the other day, but it was a little dear"
What's the biggest drawback in a jungle?
Elephants foreskin
Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
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In his sleevies.
What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.
What do you get when you cross a Phone with a wet cloth?
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Something that's always wringing wet.
How many dentists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4 out of five
It's been announce the inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
A man walked into the bar... ouch.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Muck.
Do you want to hear a clean one? Water.
If a man has 5 apples in one hand and 6 in the other what does he have?
Big hands.
Two TV antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't very good, but the reception was excellent.
Why is a dog mans best friend..?
~Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of a car for an hour, then open it up and see which one is happy to see you...
"I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes"
How do you annoy beyonce?
Poke her face.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.