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Tempest's Guide to Easy Merits: Honor Edition

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Attacking

HonorImageComments
Strongest Link[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make 100 hits in a chain
Booboo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Go to hospital 250 times
Going Postal[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat a company coworker for the greater good
Crucifixion[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat Someone after you revive them.
Resurrection[image: awardimages.torn.com]Revive someone you just defeated
International[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat 100 people abroad
Lovestruck[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat a married couple
Deadly Duo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat anyone with your spouse
Finale[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat someone on 25th turn. Use a pillow till last or second last turn then kill with your main weapon.
Invictus[image: awardimages.torn.com]Successfully defend against someone who has double or more battle stats than you
Miracle Worker[image: awardimages.torn.com]Revive 10 people in 10 minutes.
Riddled[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat a person after hitting 10 body parts. Use pillow then use main weapon.
Vengeance[image: awardimages.torn.com]Perform a faction retal. Remember to hospitalize.
Double Dragon[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve a assisted attack (You should not finish the attack)
Church Mouse[image: awardimages.torn.com]Get mugged for exactly 1 dollars. Ask for a friend's help. Consult Proxima's post in this thread for exact amount you need to carry on hand
Guardian Angel[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat someone while they are attacking someone else. Ask a friend for help.
Domino Effect[image: awardimages.torn.com]Attack him to get this honor
Dead or Alive[image: awardimages.torn.com]Earn 10 million from bounty hunting.This one is pretty easy. Ask a friend to bounty someone with 10m bounty and claim it yourself very fast
Blood Money[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make $1,000,000 from a single mugging.Ask a friend to hold money then mug him.
Boss fight[image: awardimages.torn.com]Attack a npc(like Duke/Leslie/Jimmy) and help your group in defeating them
Pressure Point[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 one hit kills. Use old inactive low level nubs
Friendly Fire[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat a fellow faction member. Kill that annoying guy you always wanted to but didn't as he is in your faction
1337[image: awardimages.torn.com]Deal exactly 1,337 damage to an opponent in a single hit.
Survivalist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win an attack with 1% life remaining. You must start with more than 1% health. Use bloodbags, use pillows, ask opponment to use pillow.Once you are at required range , kill opponent with main weapon
Semper Fortis[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat someone who has more battle stats than you in a solo attack
Manu Forte[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat someone who has double your battle stats in a solo attack. Tell your opponent to get naked and equip a rusty sword beforehand.
Bare[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 250 unarmored attacks(defends count too)
Vae Victis[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat someone that has five times more stats than you in solo attack.(Boosters are your friend here). You can ask them to get naked.
Phoenix[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat someone after previously losing to them up to 10 minutes ago
Woodland Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 5 attacks
Desert Storm Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 20 attacks
Urban Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 50 attacks
Arctic Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 100 attacks
Fall Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 250 attacks
Yellow Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 500 attacks
Digital Camo[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 1000 attacks
Precision[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 25 Critical Hits
Flatline[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 1 hit kill on a target from full life.
Night Walker[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make 100 stealthed hits. Use a weapon with high stealth rating for this merit.
Deadlock[image: awardimages.torn.com]Stalemate 100 times

Weapons

HonorImageComments
Gone Fishin[image: awardimages.torn.com]Get defeated by a trout. Use bloodbags till you have 1 health then ask a friend to hit you with a trout.
Leonidas[image: awardimages.torn.com]Finish an attack witch kick
Mod Boss[image: awardimages.torn.com]Own 20 mods
Modded[image: awardimages.torn.com]Equip two tier high tier mods
Spray and Pray[image: awardimages.torn.com]Fire 1k rounds. Minigun is best for it.
Two Halves Make a Whole[image: awardimages.torn.com]Fire 10k rounds. Minigun is best for it.
Lead Salad[image: awardimages.torn.com]Fire 100k rounds of ammo. Borrow an egg launcher if you are rich
Peppered[image: awardimages.torn.com]Fire one million(1m) rounds of Ammo. Use a minigun if you are poor. Borrow an egg launcher if you are rich
Surplus[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use 100 rounds of special ammo. You can buy special ammo from mission page.
Bandolier[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use 1000(1k) rounds of special ammo.
Quartermaster[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use 10,000(10k) rounds of special ammo.
Devastation[image: awardimages.torn.com]Deal at least 5k damage in a single Hit.
Obliteration[image: awardimages.torn.com]Do 10k damage in 1 hit. Use LSD, Hollow Point Ammo, Weapon with high damage, Max weapon merits and Strength booster(Epipherine) on an unarmored target
Annihilation[image: awardimages.torn.com]Do 15k damage in single Hit.Use LSD, Hollow Point Ammo, Weapon with high damage, Max weapon merits and Strength booster(Epipherine) on an unarmored target and pray

Finishing Hits

HonorImageComments
Unarmed[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 hand-to-hand finishing hits
2800 FT/S[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with rifles.
Act of Faith[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with smg
Axe Wound[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with clubbed weapons
Cartridge Packer[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with shotguns
Lend a hand[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with machine guns
Pin Puller[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with temporary weapons
Machinist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with mechanical weapons
Slasher[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with slashing weapons
Stumped[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with heavy artillery.
The Stabbist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with piercing weapons
Yours says Replica[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 finishing hits with pistols

Working Stats

HonorImageComments
Worker Bee[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 10k in any working stat. Ask(or pay) your director to train you if you want this fast.
Talented[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred thousand(100k) Intelligence
Tireless[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred thousand(100k) Endurance
Tough[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred thousand(100k) Manual.

Gym

HonorImageComments
Lean[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one hundred(100) total stats.
Fit[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one thousand(1k) total stats.
Healthy[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten thousand(10k) total stats.
Toned[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred thousand(100k) total stats.
Athletic[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one million(1m) total stats
Conditioned[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten million(10m) total stats
Pumped[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred million(100m) total stats.
Jacked[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one billion(1b) total stats.
Ripped[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten billion(10b) total stats.
Shredded[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred billion(100b) total stats.
Abaddon[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one million(1m) Strength.
Powerhouse[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten million(10m) Strength.
Mighty Roar[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred million(100m) Strength.
Well Built[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one billion(1b) Strength.
Supersonic[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one million(1m) Speed.
Turbocharged[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten million(10m) Speed.
Lightspeed[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred million(100m) Speed.
Arrowshot[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one billion(1b) Speed.
Draco[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one million(1m) Dexterity.
Free Runner[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten million(10m) Dexterity.
Alpinist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred million(100m) Dexterity.
Funambulist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one billion(1b) Dexterity.
Behemoth[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one million(1m) Defense.
Reinforced[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve ten million(10m) Defense.
Bulletproof[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve hundred million(100m) Defense.
Shielded[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve one billion(1b) Defense.
Nice[image: awardimages.torn.com]Have 5 instances of 69/420 in your stats. Must have at least one of each. Example
Str=69122,Spd=52420,Dex=69015,Def=42069

Casino & Racing

HonorImageComments
Spinner[image: awardimages.torn.com]Do 1000 spins of the Roulette wheel.At 75 spins a day, you'll have this Merit in 14 days
One in Six[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 50 games of Russian roulette.Just go to casino and play until you get this honor(minimum bet is $1)
Daddys New Shoes[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 100m from a game of RR(You need to bet 50m). Just get a friend help you, don't forget to use a password protected room
Twenty-One[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win a natural,six card charlie,double down and insurance on blackjack
Highs And Lows[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve a win streak of 25 in High-Low
Lame[image: awardimages.torn.com]Play Spin the Wheel, Wheel of Lame($1000 bet).If you are lucky you will get this honor bar.
Mediocre[image: awardimages.torn.com]Play Spin the Wheel, Wheel of Mediocre($50,000 bet).If you are lucky you will get this honor bar.
Awesome[image: awardimages.torn.com]Play Spin the Wheel, Wheel of Awesome($1,000,000 bet).If you are lucky you will get this honor bar.
Foot Soldier[image: awardimages.torn.com]Defeat ten unique opponents in russian roulette.
Wrecked[image: awardimages.torn.com]Crash your car during a race(random, safety upgrades doesn't matter)
Checkered Past[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 100 races. Do custom 1 lap speedway races with a friend.

Items

HonorsImagesComments
Radaway[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use a Neumune tablet. Use an irradiated blood bag before using it as you can't use neumune when you are not suffering from radiation.
Giant Slayer[image: awardimages.torn.com]Loot a Npc. Examples of npc that can be looted are Duke, Jimmy, Leslie etc
Souvenir[image: awardimages.torn.com]Purchase a specific item abroad. To find your item, check out this thread.
Worth it[image: awardimages.torn.com]Expensive but easy. Use a Stat Enhancer. The Stat Enhancers are Boxing Gloves, Skateboard, Parachute and Dumbbells.
Diabetic[image: awardimages.torn.com]Take 500 Candy items. Just buy lollipops from the city shop and eat them.
Alcoholic[image: awardimages.torn.com]Drink 500 bottles of beer.
Sodaholic[image: awardimages.torn.com]Drink 500 cans of energy drinks.
Eco-Friendly[image: awardimages.torn.com]Trash 5,000 items.You can buy cheap trash from the market and dump it to get it quickly.
Optimist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Find 1,000 items in dump. Takes 5 energy per search. So 5000 energy in total
Bargain Hunter[image: awardimages.torn.com]Win 10 Auctions.Just bid on cheapest uncommon items and you can get this cheap and easy.
Middleman[image: awardimages.torn.com]Have 100 different customers buy from your bazaar.To get this honor you, first of all, need a bazaar which costs around 250 points and you will get this honor when 100 different people buy from your bazaar
Clotted[image: awardimages.torn.com]To get this you should have done Intravenous Therapy(3 weeks).Now use an incompatible blood bag.
Vampire[image: awardimages.torn.com]Random chance upon using a blood bag
Energetic[image: awardimages.torn.com](Achieve 1k energy).The easiest way to do is to stack Xanax.Start at 0 energy and stack 4 Xanax
Stinker[image: awardimages.torn.com]Successfully use a stink bomb to prank anyone.
Wipeout[image: awardimages.torn.com]Successfully use toilet paper to prank anyone.
Foul Play[image: awardimages.torn.com]Successfully use dog poop to prank anyone.
Lavish[image: awardimages.torn.com]Dump an item with a market value of at least one million(1m).

Travel

HonorsImagesComments
Tourist[image: awardimages.torn.com]Spend 7 days in air.This is the time spent traveling. Staying abroad doesn't count
Frequent Flyer[image: awardimages.torn.com]Spend 31 days in air.
Zebra Skin[image: awardimages.torn.com]Get 50 Hunting Skill. Stack energy and wait for hunting day.
Mile High Club[image: awardimages.torn.com]Travel 100 times
Cascado[image: awardimages.torn.com]Travel to Mexico 50 times
Toronto[image: awardimages.torn.com]Travel to Canada 50 times
Shark Bait[image: awardimages.torn.com]Travel to Cayman Islands 50 times
Hula[image: awardimages.torn.com]Travel to Hawaii 50 times
Mule[image: awardimages.torn.com]Import 100 items from abroad. Get a large suitcase
Smuggler[image: awardimages.torn.com]Import 1,000 items from abroad

Money

HonorImageComment
Monopoly[image: awardimages.torn.com]Own every stock benefit at same time.
Landlord[image: awardimages.torn.com]Lease a property to someone
Collector[image: awardimages.torn.com]Add 5 collectibles to your display case for 30 days
Pocket Money[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make an investment in the city bank. Just make a 1 week deposit if you are a new player.
Moneybags[image: awardimages.torn.com]Just buy over 100 million worth of stock and put it to sale for a profit.
Green Green Grass[image: awardimages.torn.com]Deposit 1 billion to the city bank. Just make 1 week deposit.
Wholesaler[image: awardimages.torn.com]Sell 1000 points on the market. Just buy 1k from market and sell it again to get this quickly
Luxury Real Estate[image: awardimages.torn.com]Upgrade a Private Island with an Airstrip.You can ask a friend to loan their Private Island with Airstrip to you for 2 mins,in order to get this merit.
The High Life[image: awardimages.torn.com]Upgrade a Private Island with a Yacht.You can ask a friend to loan their Private Island with Yacht to you for 2 mins,in order to get this merit.
Pious[image: awardimages.torn.com]Donate hundred thousand(100k) to church
Saintly[image: awardimages.torn.com]Donate one million(1m) to church.
Devout[image: awardimages.torn.com]Donate one hundred million(100m) to church.
Sacrificial[image: awardimages.torn.com]Donate one billion(1b) to church(rip)
Discovery[image: awardimages.torn.com]Be in a faction which starts making a dirty bomb
RDD[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use a dirty bomb. Costs 25b(approx) though
Slow Bomb[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use a dirty bomb. Costs 25b(approx) though

Misc

HonorImageComment
Historian[image: awardimages.torn.com]Spend 5-10 minutes reading a Chronicle (Chronicles are in newspaper)
Fresh Start[image: awardimages.torn.com]Reset your merits
Protege[image: awardimages.torn.com]Complete the mission Introduction: Duke
Forgiven[image: awardimages.torn.com]Pray daily at church twice(with 8-10 hrs gap) and you will get it in 7-10 days
The Affronted[image: awardimages.torn.com]You need to irritate all interviewers to get this honor.The only condition is that you should have min stats to join all started joins.You can find a guide to annoying them in here
Decorated[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 awards
Ten Stack[image: awardimages.torn.com]Increase a merit upgrade to its maximum. You will need 55 merits for it.
Buffed[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 50 perks. Refer this guide
Web of Perks[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 100 perks.
OP[image: awardimages.torn.com]Achieve 150 perks.
Hairy[image: awardimages.torn.com]Purchase a hairstyle from token shop.You can earn token from competitions
Backdrop[image: awardimages.torn.com]Purchase a backdrop from token shop.
Repeat Offender[image: awardimages.torn.com]Get jailed 250 times. Fail busts 250 times to get this. Don't fail crimes

Time Intensive

HonorImageComments
Compulsive[image: awardimages.torn.com]Refill Casino Tokens 250 times(Costs 25 points for 1 refill)
Energize[image: awardimages.torn.com]Refill Energy 250 times(Costs 25 points for 1 refill)
You've Got Some Nerve[image: awardimages.torn.com]Refill Nerve 250 times(Costs 25 points for 1 refill)
Smart Alec[image: awardimages.torn.com]Complete 10 education courses
Clever Dick[image: awardimages.torn.com]Complete 25 education courses
Wise Guy[image: awardimages.torn.com]Complete 50 education courses
Whiz Kid[image: awardimages.torn.com]Complete 100 education courses
Carnage[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make a hit with 10 or more respect.
Massacre[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make a hit with 100 or more respect.{Ask your faction}
Genocide[image: awardimages.torn.com]Make a hit with 1000 or more respect.{Ask your faction}
WelcomeNABe online for 100 days
Silicon Valley[image: awardimages.torn.com]Program 100 viruses
Chainer 1[image: awardimages.torn.com]Participate in a 10 length chain
Chainer 2[image: awardimages.torn.com]Participate in a 100 length chain
Chainer 3[image: awardimages.torn.com]Participate in a 1,000 length chain
Chainer 4[image: awardimages.torn.com]Participate in a 10,000 length chain
Bibliophile[image: awardimages.torn.com]Read 10 books(books are subscription/mission rewards)
Resolution[image: awardimages.torn.com]Login on New Year(Jan 1)
Tornication[image: awardimages.torn.com]Login on Valentine's Day(Feb 14)
Trick or Treat[image: awardimages.torn.com]Login on Halloween(Oct 31)
Torniversary[image: awardimages.torn.com]Login on Anniversary of Torn (Nov 15)
Christmas in Torn[image: awardimages.torn.com]Login on Christmas Day(Dec 31)
RNG[image: awardimages.torn.com]It is a secret.
Intern[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use 100 job points. Takes minimum 10 days
Stuck in a Rut[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use 1000 job points. Takes minimum 100 days
Overtime[image: awardimages.torn.com]Use 10000 job points. Takes minimum 1000 days
Kill Streaks

In my opinion it is best to tackle this when you have new player protection(for first fourteen days).Some Guidelines for easier life when you attempt these merits.
  • It is best to do this when you are not in a faction
  • Avoid the Global/Trade Chat Completely
  • Avoid forums
  • A single loss(attacking or defending) can reset your entire progress.
  • If you can buy losses then do so( as defends do count)
  • Try to do at least 60 attacks a day.
  • Do not travel as you will probably get mugged. Or use alarms
  • Try to kill low stat inactives
  • Keep your stealth on
  • Please don't try to get it during a competition(Eg Dog Tags)
  • Keep your bazaars closed and don't sell anything in item market either
  • Try to use refill daily, that is extra 6 attacks,using fhc/cans is also good.


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Some terms used here are the following
  • Natural: A blackjack or "natural" occurs whenever the value of the initial two cards received by the player or dealer totals 21.
  • Double Down: This option is available only with a two card hand, before another card has been drawn. Doubling down allows you to double your bet and receive one (and only one) additional card to your hand.
  • Six Card Charlie: A Six Card Charlie simply means that you have been dealt six cards in your Blackjack hand without going over 21 in total.
  • Insurance: This is an optional side bet you make when the Dealers is showing an Ace on their face up card, this bet will be successful only if the Dealer has a Blackjack. An Insurance bet will cost you exactly half of your initial stake.
Notes:

  • The Stat Enhancers are about 430-440 million each. And you can buy them from city shop Nikeh Sports for 450m each. So never buy above 450 in any case
  • Please note that snowboard is not an Stat Enhancer. Do not get scammed.

Mentions: DOMINODOM [1776074] · "Church Mouse" Honour Guide · Perfect Souvenir: Find Yours! · Tempest's guide to Perks(Edited) · The Affronted Guide

_chem_ [1563587]

50 Ketamine taken is the easiest non-training-drug drug merit. 40-60 minute drug cooldown each time means you can get the merit in a day or two, even with an overdose (adds a ~24h drug cooldown).
CaptainHawk [1861009]

Nice guide. I didn't know the Russian Roulette award and that I don't have to upgrade PI myself. As easy as ketamine is award for cannabis. Buying flamethrowers and selling them to the gunshop to increase networth also is trivial - one just need to resell 4 flamethrowers to get 3 merits (costs ~$4kk).
LethalKiss [1801948]

Update! Update! Update!
By the way how come

Luxury Real Estate: Upgrade a Private Island with a Airstrip.

Become an easy merit.

I only need to max Bank and Crime Merit.
That mean I need 110?

Can't wait for it.

Done [1380853]

8. Just invite 100 friends, you get 2k points, invest them in Nerve Bar increase, and the rest in Nerve Bar Refill, do only 2 nerve crimes. I got it in 4-5 hours.

10. Once per day is enough. I got it by praying only once every day for 7-10 days, not sure how many.

You could change this, it might help people ;D
bogie [148747] Admin Staff

Id argue cannabis is easier because of the ketamine OD, you just need to OD once (which is quite likely in 50) for it to be less good
bogie [148747] Admin Staff

Red screen OD outcome was removed in respo :P but the ridiculous passive reduction to speed and dex remains! Ket ODs are probably the nastiest because of that, anyone had a ket OD since the % figures have been shown? As before it seemed close to near 100% reduction
boo [1544641]

Whaaaaat!? That was the best part of the OD... Just asking yourself what has happened and why Torn has gone totally red!
I'd also be interested in % figures if/when someone posts the %

I wouldn't be surprised if it's 99% tbh
TheBathMan [1097030]

also don't forget the cannabis one cos that CD is around 1hr also and very unlikely to OD

You could also put in that paying for defends will get you merits in no time either but that is a bit expensive for some

Then there are the flying merits, it's 16 mins a flight to mexico with a PI airstrip so that merit can be got in 2 or 3 days
_chem_ [1563587]

A ketamine OD sets your energy, happy and nerve to 0, gives you the -20% speed and strength reduction that the drug normally gives now, there's no red screen. 24-25 hour drug cooldown from an OD as well, so it's really not that big a deal. Basically the same as xanax minus the health loss and with less severe stat reduction.

Edit: This is a post-RESPO OD obviously. I just got this merit a couple weeks ago and had two ODs.
TheBathMan [1097030]

I got a ket OD post-RESPO and i had no speed or dex. This was before you could see the effect of drugs though, perhaps they have changed it. Definitely had no speed or dex though cos it was during war and I couldn't hit anybody xD
_chem_ [1563587]

I checked after the two ketamine ODs I had while getting the merit a week or two ago and you definitely only keep the negative drug effects (-20% strength and speed), which show up in the stat effects percentages next to your battle stats. I could attack reasonably-ish fine after ODing.

Also it's -20% strength and speed, not speed and dex.
bogie [148747] Admin Staff

They must have changed it then, as anyone who ODd on ketamine before that recent drugs change will tell you that their dex and speed went to effectively 0. You'd struggle to hit level 1s and anyone could hit you back.
maledict [1677916]

Some of the things on the list actually take quite some time to get. Here are a few additional you can add if you want that require pretty much just logging on of course/money. It should be noted that while many merits are pretty easy to get the best way is to overlap as many as possible especially the combat ones as noted below. Although I am not sure how "dumbed" down you want to make the list...

First Donator Days Merit (31 days), basically 1 DP
Marriage (every 50 days)
Faction Loyalty (every 100 Days)
Money Bags - Sell over 100m? worth of stock in the market
Bounty Hunter - Collect 250 Bounties: should be combo'd with Chaining / Faction War's if you can simply fly and/or don't care about retaliations(i.e. can just play a R/R and negate retaliations I think.)
Weapon Finishes (100 of each), combo with Chaining merits / Wars since you are hospitalizing anyway.
Spray and Pray - 2,500 Rounds Fired (combo with above, using p90 or M249 PARA LMG, or Minigun)
Group all 50 Drug merits and just list them in order of ease: i.e. Cannabis --> Shrooms or something based on either OD effect / OD timer (also note that 50 of each can be used and still unlock SSL Gym)
Add note to mugging 1 mil, easy way to do this is creating your own mug target through buying around 50m of stuff from a persons bazaar and immediately mugging them (frowned upon but I'd recommend if you don't have this honor / don't want to try and find a mug target)
Note for 100 Bazaar customers - easy way is to simply put trash items for 1$, (like bricks)
Silicon Valley Honor - Code 100 Viruses : fastest is by coding simple virus w/ Benefit Block of IIL (requires at least the education class CMT1520 Introduction to Computing)
Casino Game: High and Low - obtain 25 streak High's and Low
Medal - 500 Medical Items Used, combo with Russian Roulette, War time, ect. for best result use only Small First Aid Kits
Add note to city finds: Combo with Company specials like Candle Shops and/or drugs like LSD
First 5 Networth Medals: since both 10m and 50m are both Medals and Rank triggers obtainable selling items back to the game like Flamethrowers(cheaper with Gunshop Special), list some items sell for over 80% bought value are i.e. some cars and also Selling cars from GTA crime is actually not bad if you still need some GTA medals.

Stuff to add later(since they are not in game currently):
A lot of Event/Competition type honor bars ( a lot of them are 100% obtainable by anyone regardless of age/stat/wealth)

Optionally you could list merits in order of cost, by that I mean "easy merits" as obtainable for less than point value of buying a merit i.e. if 1 point costs $80,000 than 1 merit should be prioritized as less than 20 million investment of time/money to that player. Past this point it's basically just better to buy a merit until you cannot, before bothering to earn more "expensive" merits for example "Loan Shark"