Hello
I just thought it would be fun to share jokes/funny phrases in a thread. My joke is:
One a plane there were 5 people, including the pilot. There was a Jewish person, a Nazi, an English person, and a suicidal maniac. Over the intercom, the pilot told the passengers that plane was going down, and that there were only two parachutes on the plane, meaning three people would have to sacrifice themselves. So the suicidal maniac said he would do what any suicidal maniac would do, and jumped of the plane without a parachute. The English person said he would do what Winston Churchill would do, and jumped off the plane without a parachute. Then the Nazi said he would do what Adolf Hitler would do, and pushed the Jew of the plane without a parachute!
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After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says "Annabel before I die I have to tell you something". She replies "Yes, yes dear anything what is it?" He starts, "The first year we were together, I caught pneumonia and almost died. You sat by my bed and nursed me back to health." To which the wife nods her head and he continues, "When I lost half my family in the terrible car crash, it was you by my side who kept me going. When our kids grew up and ran away from home, you sat with me and comforted me! And when I lost everything last year in the fire at the store, you were right by my side the whole time. Annabel You've been through everything with me." Bernie says, "So before I die I just want you to know, you bitch, you're a f**king jinx!"
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