The Torn Confessions.

I would like to Start up a Torn Confessions board. It would be similar to other boards on Facebook such as ( https://www.facebook.com/Ottawaconfessions?fref=ts ) or ( https://www.facebook.com/LasVegasConfessions2014?fref=ts ) where you can send something to me Anonymously about something related to Torn something maybe you hate or like and it will be posted up here as a new post everytime there is a confession.

People that have conversations within this thread about those said topics and confessions.

The majority of the General Discussion forum is basically a bitch-and-moan fest - don't think we really need to consolidate that into a single list here. Sometimes you'll even see a little bitching in the Q&A forum in the guise of a "question" just to as a little variety to the diet.

Confession:
Hi, My name is Nuclear and am addicted to the women of torn.

It's hardly that exciting on Torn though, a text based game.

"I once kept mugging a new player who bought a load of DPs because they didn't bank it for a couple of days."

"Sometimes I use that script to search my items in the city"

"I don't even look at the gains I get in the gym"

I often masturbate to random player's profile pictures.

I once masturbated to my own.

I hope i was on the list :')

I'm going to write this one down no anonymity needed.

Well a few months back a friend of mine got put into fed jail for like exploiting the trade system middlemanning or whatever.
He then learned of a way to do it that wouldn't be illegal as told to him by a trusty staff member. So he tried to convince one of his faction mates to help him to do that.
The faction mate tried to talk him out of his and the conversation got pretty heated(He put it in one of those online notepad things) So we talked about just ruining the game for him. I loaded him up with 1mil bounties, 10 at ALL times. The guy got pretty angry about it, but he couldn't connect his argument with his faction mate to me.
Well he put two and two together just didn't have the proof for it. So I denied, denied and denied some more(until now I guess). I told him that the reason for the bounties was just because I misclicked his name while searching for another and thought it would be fun to do the bounties. He called me demented and kinda started to talk about his life to me. FAST FORWARD. So it's about 5 hours into this bountying and I've had him on 10 at all times.
The guy that has been claiming all of the bounties ends up messaging me and asks what the poor guy did to deserve the bounties. I tell him the true story and he keeps claiming them. The guy that I'm bountying starts saying that a friend of mine noticed the bounties and messaged him telling him that it was all because of the argument I had been denying for the last 5 hours. At the time I thought it was my friend's wife(We all joined within a week of each other).
When I finally got the name out of him, I was able to show him two full event pages of my "friend" collecting his bounties for the last 5 hours. Which basically made it seem like the guy lied to him to get him to continue to argue with me. Which equaled more bounties for him to claim. SOOOO He ended up apologizing to me and I got away with that lie. We're friends now, so if he comes across this message I don't think he will be too pissed.


-Qwes

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that sure was one huge block of text

Staff edit: No.

cool story bro,

next time try punctuation, it's fun....

Try using some capital letters.

when I haven't just finished a 12 hour shift I will be more inclined for the extra keystrokes,

right now, I'm at a point where I can pretty much not notice if some relic text input doesn't have an auto correct for that stuff.

I don't think you can take the high ground after slating someone else's punctuation

I wasn't aware punctuation included capital letters.

sue me?

Well, yes, it's quite widely known to be honest with you

When's the next time you're free, am trying to book the court date.

All day Tuesday, my point really was ouch, block wall of text.

try breaking it up once in awhile...

Being sarcastic really helps

Sometimes, I pretend to be a female on here and post in the personals, in hope to get lavished in riches by all the horny young boys. I'm a filthy whore... [:cry:]

I once pooped in a bucket.

I then got stuck in the bucket.

The bucket and I are married with 4 pails.

pls maek sur dis iz anonimuz