I will be randomly giving out 100$ to people that makes the most random statements on this thread. (or funniest)
Pigs are 15.69% more likely to commit suicide than humans that eat bacon.
Make a random statment
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I will be randomly giving out 100$ to people that makes the most random statements on this thread. (or funniest)
Pigs are 15.69% more likely to commit suicide than humans that eat bacon.
If you read that sentence then you know how to read.
I like pies and turtles like I like books.
Turtle jam is good on bagels... try it!
I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
93.3791% of people believe any fact their told.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
I tattoed a $100 bill on my dick and ask bitches how fast they can blow a hundred.
Queen Elizabeth has seen the movie "Spaceballs" at least twelve times. It's her favorite movie.
Statment is not actually the word you think it is [:wink:]
the queen ONLY ever eats monster munch
183% of statistics are statistically incorrect.
I like Bacon. And pie. And pickles. And Video Games. And Torn. And pi. Not really i actually dislike pi :P
Soylent Green is people.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in the cellar
They're a lot of kids playing torn that claim they're adults and a lot of old people claiming to be kids :p
The cast members at the Disney theme parks aren't allowed to shave their eyebrows.
Duck penises are specifically designed for rape.
What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?