Get Things JumpingVery hard
Things are awful quiet out in the street. I like it quiet at home, with my cat and my cup of, um, tea. But I like things to pop a little bit here in the heart of Torn City. I want some action: get people dodging and running around. When folks think they're gonna die they buy all sorts of stupid junk. I found a lump on my neck once, so I panicked and bought a hovercraft. Turns out it was a huge zit. It's tough returning a hovercraft without the receipt. Next time I'll go visit a doctor instead.
Anyway, when people get scared and wanna buy stuff they come to me for a quick loan to do it. So go out and stir things up. Make your own little hit parade of people, and attack them one by one. Spray bullets around like you're writing your name in yellow snow. I don't care who you whack off: just keep making mayhem until you've caused 10,000 damage and received 5,000 damage.
That should get people talking. And buying.
Things are awful quiet out in the street. I like it quiet at home, with my cat and my cup of, um, tea. But I like things to pop a little bit here in the heart of Torn City. I want some action: get people dodging and running around. When folks think they're gonna die they buy all sorts of stupid junk. I found a lump on my neck once, so I panicked and bought a hovercraft. Turns out it was a huge zit. It's tough returning a hovercraft without the receipt. Next time I'll go visit a doctor instead.
Anyway, when people get scared and wanna buy stuff they come to me for a quick loan to do it. So go out and stir things up. Make your own little hit parade of people, and attack them one by one. Spray bullets around like you're writing your name in yellow snow. I don't care who you whack off: just keep making mayhem until you've caused 10,000 damage and received 5,000 damage.
That should get people talking. And buying.
- Cause 10,000 damage (3,754 / 10,000)
- Receive 5,000 damage (0 / 5,000)