39th - Respected family - Best specials

39th is one of the oldest and sexiest factions in Torn.

We don't just take anyone here at 39th. You must be:

• Active
• Committed
• Self reliant
• Fun
• Willing to help the family

We expect you to chain, train and do everything you can to be the best

The 39th family has 4 factions to cover almost any player who wants to join us

• 39th Street Killers X
• 39th Street Killers
• 39th Street Killers XR
• 39th Street Healers

Each with an enticing set of faction upgrades to suit your style of play!


If you think you have what it takes though feel free to join us on discord

Q: Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.

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What do you call someone who steals pigs?

A hamburgler :-o

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting immigrants?

Juan by Juan



Make 39th great again

You must attack and win our recruitment specialists listed above to get your application accepted. Wait, this is just a joke!

Note: Every newcomer needs to tell us a joke on their first day :P

My story:

my names Jaiden, im from a third world country, i had no food, no water and no home.
That was until, 39th found me, gave me shelter, 1 beer and a stick of candy, they fed me, housed me and grew me big and strong!!
if this story sounds like you, but youre already strong, please join 39th and get fed!!

A man was standing in the queue at the check out in Tescos when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

Noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologised. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the supermarket.

The man was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!"

Then he thought a little... "I don't remember her," he thought, "but, MAYBE... during one of those wild parties I went to in university, perhaps I had fathered a child!"

He ran from the supermarket and caught up with her in the parking lot, "Are you the girl I met at that university and we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex in front of everyone?"

"No!", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's SCHOOL TEACHER!"

Whats red and sticky?


A used tampon.

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third avoided it.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? - Snowballs

#Make39thGreatAgain

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There was once a man from kahtoom, who took a lesbian up to his room. They argued all night over who had the right to do what and to which and to whom.

Actually, animelive and jaiden walk into the bar. Duce avoided it :P

We here at 39th appreciate cute chicks. +R

animelive can squeeze orange juice out a lemon

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

Why did the midget laugh when he was running on grass?
Because the grass tickles their balls.

LFC will finish in top 4 nxt year

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says, "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my a*****e bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"