Do you stop the plop?
Firemans Blanket
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Do you stop the plop?
Nothing is worse than a splash back.
yeah i managed to put my printer on fire.. and took care of it like a man
This statement confuses me :/
knows not he does..
My shit has good diving form, I guess.
I don't get splashed on.
And I don't make a blanket. For my shit.
oh so firemans blanket is not something you put out fires with?
It's this... with the pillow in this particular example.
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Mine don't plop.. I am quite crafty like that
Weeeeeeeeelllllll [:tongue:]
I was pretty confused myself, since the only reference I've ever heard was fire related as well but thank you interwebs for telling me.
fireman's blanket
Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
Generally my turds are long enough to touch the bottom before they are all the way out but if it does splash I just consider it a bonus and don't waste time washing my ass next time I shower.
Good God man! Touches the water?? Do you keep a wire coat hanger under the sink to break it's back?
That's not normal? I do have to plunge 1 out of 3 on avg but I just assumed that was normal :'(
I find if you stand on the toilet seat you don't get splash backs.
Never heard it called that before... What an education.
My personal technique is to line paper strips in a cross formation, thereby ensuring maximum bowl protection.
This also acts to slow the decent and provide rudimentary self-wrapping of the aforementioned payload.
No, but you do risk serious injury to yourself when you break the toilet seat. Google it.
you guys are weird, very very weird
Girls...little rabbit nuggets, no splash