In the event my target has no spouse. What should I do?
Mission:
deacon is giving me pain where a guy my age should not be getting pain. He owes me a hundred big and thinks it's no big deal. I go to talk to him about it, real nice because that's who I am, and he laughs in my face! I had some guys put hits on him, but even when they put him in the hospital, he don't learn nothing. He just lies there eating grapes and demanding sponge baths.
I dont want much from life ya know? Money, respect, and a third thing I cant remember right now. But this penny-punching piece of work is stopping me getting both those things, so I want you to change his tune to a...a...a really sad tune. How? We go after the third thing everyone wants what I just remembered...sex. Dont worry, you aint gotta seduce him, but you are gonna put a hit on his other half, his significant other, his piece of ass. Whatever you wanna call it.
And the spring in the tail? Youre gonna make out that he ordered the hit all along. Pretty sneaky right? He aint gonna have time to bother me when he's got marriage counselling to go to. And since his other half agreed to marry this bozo for better or worse, I say he's fair game.
Mission:
deacon is giving me pain where a guy my age should not be getting pain. He owes me a hundred big and thinks it's no big deal. I go to talk to him about it, real nice because that's who I am, and he laughs in my face! I had some guys put hits on him, but even when they put him in the hospital, he don't learn nothing. He just lies there eating grapes and demanding sponge baths.
I dont want much from life ya know? Money, respect, and a third thing I cant remember right now. But this penny-punching piece of work is stopping me getting both those things, so I want you to change his tune to a...a...a really sad tune. How? We go after the third thing everyone wants what I just remembered...sex. Dont worry, you aint gotta seduce him, but you are gonna put a hit on his other half, his significant other, his piece of ass. Whatever you wanna call it.
And the spring in the tail? Youre gonna make out that he ordered the hit all along. Pretty sneaky right? He aint gonna have time to bother me when he's got marriage counselling to go to. And since his other half agreed to marry this bozo for better or worse, I say he's fair game.
- Defeat deacon's spouse
- Name:
deacon [19752] - Status:
Civilian - Faction:
Vinerri - Job:
Employee at Obviously Biased News - Life:
5401 / 5401 - Property:
Private Island - Marital status:
Single - Awards:
261 - Friends:
6 - Enemies:
2 - Forum posts:
26 (7 karma) - Last action:
7 hours ago