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Duke has a beef

Started by RidgeRunner [518314] on in Graveyard.

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Duke [4] NPC

So I seen some of you weenies don't like what Duke is gettin up to right now, well ain't that a shame? That punk bodybagger hit me too many times with his knucklehead goons, cause he knows he cant take me one on one. Who does he think he is takin my hard earned money what i scammed from you idiots? I spent like, two hours thinking of that idea, and he thinks he can take what aint his? No sir. So I retaliated like a smart guy would do, against innocent people heheh.

Bodybagger's a big boy. He can handle himself without you pansies cryin your nipples off. He attacks me, so I take out his oil crew. If he gots a problem with that we'll settle it like men. Shirts off, jewelry off, maybe pants too. Down an alleyway, just the two of us, no witnesses. Big al can join in if he wants, but I'm pretty sure he'll just hide in a trashcan until its over then set off one of his dirty bombs again like a wuss.

Oh and Dukes allowed to make that joke about michael j foxes cause my best pal Louie has the same thing, and we laugh about it all the time. At least, he says thats what he's got. He's always shufflin his hands down his breeches, so I ain't so sure no more.
Big__Al [1760345]

The beatings will continue until you pay up

Going down an alley with strange men i think the trashcan will be the best place for me .

Shame u don't have a faction or we could db you and teach you a proper lesson
Duke [4] NPC

Yup. And he's too weak to take me out, so he brings his pals round to give me a once over every day, so I done the favour back to him. Eye for an eye pal, its in the bible, LOOK IT UP OR GO TO CHURCH OR SOMETHIN
Duke [4] NPC

You owe me 500 mil and yous bellyachin over 40 mil what I took? I consider that 40 mil a downpayment. The next downpayment will be your legs, so you better run off back to work and sell some more bottle rockets bub, cause I aint waitin forever.
Wollongong [12833]

I am loving this. I remember mailing clancy once or twice with an idea similar, suggesting they'd give me a random NPC and unlimited funds to create some chaos every now and then. Back in the days, we'd have random NPC's pop up, who caused problems and had to be defeated to restore order. I kinda liked that, so figured having an NPC messing with people again would be fun.

So far it is :D

Of course, some security measures need to be taken to ensure there is no abuse for any individuals playing characters.
Big__Al [1760345]

I'd check your books again mate I don't owe u shit

U owe me 40m simples..

Now pay up or ill get the goons around again to put you in hosp
CapturerHulkmad [1904837]

exactly chedburn made no announcement that duke will be giving out random giveaways and that if someone attacks duke he will go after his company employees. If chedburn does not want the Duke to be attacked then why is he giving it as a Duke's mission to everyone. Also he attacks people who does not like the new news articles. Even if duke is the secret writer of news articles or a fan of the writer an NPC should not be openly controlled for personal revenge of other profiles................
Rockem [1639350]

Get a grip people. If you get hosp'd by Duke take a couple blood bags and play the game again. Jokes have been pretty funny too.

Im quite surprised some of the millennials in here haven't been demanding apologies out of ched or duke yet. I'm guessing it's yet to come.

edit: I am a millennial too. Embarrassed about it most of the time.
dunmugmeh [538353]
  • Duke bought 23 x Box of Tissues from your bazaar for $14,720. 2016/10/08 11:56:43 AM
  • Duke bought 2000 x Box of Tissues from your bazaar for $1,280,000. 2016/10/08 11:56:24 AM

    Thanks but i need a bit more to buy that shiny new oil rig im saving up for :P

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