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Otter [1821671] ×1 Lady_Rachel [1922553] ×1

Hoy [1208641] Officer Officer · #1 · edited

I love laughing.

Post me a nice Halloween themed joke to laugh at before the night is over. I'll choose the winner at 23:45 TCT, entries after that will not be counted, that gives me just enough time to send out the prize before Halloween is over.

If you post the same joke as someone, the first to have posted it wins. So keep it original.

Runner up joke goes to Lady_Rachel with the joke

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You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Lady_Rachel with the message: Halloween Joke Runner-up


and for FIRST place.. Otter! with the joke


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You sent some Cesium-137 to Otter with the message: Halloween Joke Winner! Happy Halloween!

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Ghost_Rhythms [2008788] · #2 · edited

oh i love it

HOY : what day is today ? asked while reading torn newspaper
ME : You are holding newspapers
HOY: yes but, it is yesterday's halloween newspaper
Whitty [1701946] · #11

A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Moguai [423015] · #16 · edited

A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror.

"You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of snogging a nun."

The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."

"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab driver replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun starts kissing the cab driver.

After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.

"What's so funny?" the nun asks.

"Ha ha!" the cab driver announces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm not Catholic!"

"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."