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Duke [4] NPC

Oh, and ya'll can't bounty the Duke. So if I win that, Dekloren agrees to take my places. Good kid ain't he?
Satan [612696]

Bipolar santa begins laughing maniacally foaming at the mouth towards duke then wipes his slobber

"have you been naughty or nice Mr Duke?"
Satan [612696]

Bipolar Santa thinks for a moment and hands Duke a present. on the present neatly is written "Duke" bipolar santa looks duke in the eyes as he opens the "gift" inside is 1 blood bag labeled A positive. "the blood bag represents life, it can be given or taken away. it takes more power to give life than to take it away."
Satan [612696]

bipolar santa took too much xanax. he drops a drug pack on the floor as his eyes flutter in the back of his head.

(next poster gets a drug pack)
Satan [612696]

bipolar santa attacks CatHead and viciously kick boxes him to the floor and mugs him.

next post gets the mug earnings

(do not reveal mug amount)
Catkin [1031290]

Quietly singing Grandma got run over by a reindeer ... as I wrap a few packs of Depakote in sparkly Christmas wrapping paper for the Bipolar Santa.

Edit:
You were sent $XXXXXXX from someone with the message: bipolar santa approaches you and hands you XXXXXXX dollars that are covered in blood. then tries to solicit you for sex

Naughty Santa ;)
Prophet_Jonas [1995840]

You were sent $1,000,000 from someone with the message: you wait in line behind duke to see bipolar santa. bipolar santa hands you 1m and asks what room your dad sleeps in

Thanks bipolar santa