Bipolar Santa begins shouting at the heavens to see duke
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Started by Satan [612696] on in Fun & Games.
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Bipolar Santa begins shouting at the heavens to see duke
Let's see what yous give the Duke, then we'll see what the Duke gives yous.
Oh, and ya'll can't bounty the Duke. So if I win that, Dekloren agrees to take my places. Good kid ain't he?
Mentions: Duke [4]
Bipolar santa begins laughing maniacally foaming at the mouth towards duke then wipes his slobber
"have you been naughty or nice Mr Duke?"
Hello Santa,
I hope you will get well soon.
Bipolar Santa thinks for a moment and hands Duke a present. on the present neatly is written "Duke" bipolar santa looks duke in the eyes as he opens the "gift" inside is 1 blood bag labeled A positive. "the blood bag represents life, it can be given or taken away. it takes more power to give life than to take it away."
Was surprised it wasn't an exploding present
bipolar santa took too much xanax. he drops a drug pack on the floor as his eyes flutter in the back of his head.
(next poster gets a drug pack)
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Great idea :P
Merry Christmas!
Mentions: Satan [612696]
i didn't give you anything. it was bipolar santa. the voices in my head won't go away!
Merry wall_st!
Give me your worst. :P
bipolar santa attacks CatHead and viciously kick boxes him to the floor and mugs him.
next post gets the mug earnings
(do not reveal mug amount)
Quietly singing Grandma got run over by a reindeer ... as I wrap a few packs of Depakote in sparkly Christmas wrapping paper for the Bipolar Santa.
Edit:
You were sent $XXXXXXX from someone with the message: bipolar santa approaches you and hands you XXXXXXX dollars that are covered in blood. then tries to solicit you for sex
Naughty Santa ;)
merry christmas
fun concept
You were sent $1,000,000 from someone with the message: you wait in line behind duke to see bipolar santa. bipolar santa hands you 1m and asks what room your dad sleeps in
Thanks bipolar santa
bipolar santa gets too drunk and falls asleep in his chair
(giveaway closed temporarily)