Duke's Valentine's Day Charity Drive

I want my damn 2b loan Duke yu fool!

Well played i must say. Least i don't got any interest to pay now tho xD

so many field mice scammed.

a lot of you need babysitters when playing this game.

Duke wins Valentines Day

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.







Except in Torn....

Dang... that scam.,.... I sent him 10m XD

You can take out a loan of up to $9,750,000 by using the box below. hmm.. maybe make the money back up?

The cached version of the post:

listen up losers. Duke's got a new loan product on offer that you broke b***es are gonna love, and I'm runnin a competition to advertise it too.
Since you crybabies are always messagin the Duke askin for more dough I decided to give you a deal. The Duke Special is now in place, with loan boosts on offer for a limited time only, if you rats can afford the 1% downpayment. It don't matter what your credit score is, Duke's gonna let you take out a loan for anythin up to 10 billion to buy your old momma some flowers or somethin.
Yous want 2billion, you pay Duke 2million with the word DUKESPECIAL17 in the message sent with the cash. You want 1million, you pay me 10k with the same code. Even you dumbos can figure this one out. And if you aint a regular stevie hawkins and you aint got the brain for math, buy a calculater or somethin. Once the downpayment's made yous just go to the loan place and badaboom badabing your limit is increased within 24 hours. Downpayments get refunded when yous paid the loan off, Duke's rate stays the same. Fill your boots kids.
And to celebrate my generosity Duke's running a competition to find the most depressin, most dumbest or most stupid Valentine's Day story ever. I guarantee there's some doozies out there, I mean, you guys know you're pathetic right? Best one wins $250,000,000 and 2nd and 3rd win, I dunno, whatever I decide. My competition, my rules. Go nuts.



We got trolled :(

Nice find!

It's in black and white. Practically a legally binding document. I doubt Duke wants to be taken to the cleaners by all of us and lose EVERYTHING. Best he settles his own debts to us.

GUYS. Believe in the Duke. He knows what's up, and he's rolling with the times.

It's all just ALTERNATIVE FACTS.

Nice to see Ched authorizing you to steal citizen's cash. I guess that means staff can scam now too huh?



PS- Before you can adjust your current loan of $875,000,000 you must pay the $21,875,000 in fees that are owed using the box below.

Keep your crying to yourself when that isnt paid. Better yet: Duke was added to your ignore list

Too bad there's no court in Torn and no justice system lol.

Batman, this city needs its hero once again...
Justice has to be served!

Dukey.. If I take out a 10b loan with you & don't log in for a year or more, How long will you keep me bountied?

lol

True but Duke is too much of a fool to realise what can / can't be done without consequences.

Why did it work for this guy and no one else?

This is officially the Valentine's Day massacre...

Roses are red

The winter is frosty

I bet mcdoogle's ticket to Dallas was costly

Shitty that was all my cash to. Take from the poor and keep it to yourself lol only making me more appreciate my decision to unsubscribe to the game I feel isn't going in the direction I want it to

y'all a bunch of dumbasses if you didn't realise that this was a scam after his first thing with the anon messages

I know nothing about anon messages. I refuse to be labelled as a dumbass too. Watch your mouth please.