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[Vote] Torn Presidential Primary 2018

Started by MarlonBrando [1337797] on in General Discussion.

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Lukechapter5v33 [2029418]

We need to stop this Kata uprising! >:( I SALUTE DUKE NOW AND FOREVER o7 o7 o7 o7 #MakeLoansGreatAgain #Duke'sStories #NoBoobsInMYHouse
Duke [4] NPC

A vote for Duke is a vote for the things you want, and the things you aint even know you want but you do.

You reckon Trump's gone nuts pullin out that hippy french tree huggin agreement? Duke's gonna pull out of the human rights agreement and let people commit a damn war crime on their next door neighbor. Poison gas, flaying, torture. Under the Duke all this is not only legal but mandatree.

Vote Duke, and make Torn HATE again.


4n4rchist [1905520]

Voting for Duke.

Th' fellas honest in most circumstances ; If he say's He'll pay $121,000 for you to send somebody a box of Tissues, than he sure as heck does so. If somebody happened to take charity money from Orphans, than he'll have them Punished - The Torn way. He's the President we need!