n00b Appreciation week!

You sent $1 to Mat-Senpai with the message Appreciation from a noob, use the money wisely

Here's some advice: Don't do what I and many others did and make a thread looking for someone to marry. It only ends it memes of ugly people and you feeling embarrassed and stupid. Just take it to trade and the personals in the newspaper.

My name is Rlmonkeyking and I've tried to read the whole post. I understands the rules and want to sign up !

best advice for noobs?

simple - keep ur nose clean, don't argue with higher level/older players, marry well and stay together, eat as many Xanax as you can afford to for as long as you can and.... watch Torn City News!

You sent $1 to Mat-Senpai with the message: I'd like this changed up into dimes please.

advice for noobs....

1 stay out of global unless u want bounties on your head.

2 don't start pm's with can u give me money please. again great way to great bounties.

3 finish noob missions. (use both nerve and energy bar before using refills)

4 look for a faction to join as that is the safest way to ask questions and get correct answers.

5 find a job to start building working stats.

6. reach lvl 15 so u can fly to rehab and make money cause u won't make money at a job as a noob.

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My name is Gazzados and today what I love about Torn is that you are able to freely communicate with others

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My name is Evanisher and today what I love about Torn is faction wars. I love getting out of the hospital just to be put right back in. :-P



Mini Game #5
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My name is XiriXere and today what I love about Torn is the younger players who take this game too seriously and the older players that are chill as ****!

Mini Game #5
You sent $1 to Mat-Senpai with the message: I am senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you're not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can't ****ing see anything.

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My name is Llyne and today what I love about Torn is the Forums and how active and lively some thread are.

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My name is Bezier and today what I love about Torn is easy game: if you do not like someone, you can just kick his ass. If you do not have enough strength, it's easy to find someone who will do it for money.

You sent $1 to Mat-Senpai with the message: Blah blah blah

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My name is Evanisher and today what I love about Torn is how much fun I've had trying to increase my hunting skill.

WINNERS FROM CONTEST #5:

Monumental [2068794]

Gazzados [2063551]

-Khaos- [2063067]

XiriXere [2065365]

MrSanford [2069961]

STILL ACTIVE:

Mini Game #4: Older players (Over 200 days) - post your best advice for new players. The advice we think is the most helpful will get a DP. Edit: Bonus of 1 mil if it rhymes and a bonus of 5 mil if it's done entirely in iambic pentameter!

Goddammit. You know as soon as I saw your cockamamie prose-related guidelines I had to do this :) Mini-game 4:



When using refills wait for a PI.

Don't let the jerks in Global catch your eye.

Erotic DVDs are worth the buy

(at least until your stats are somewhat high).





Don't join a faction when you're still too small.

You'll lose immunity and will get mauled.

Leave people on the street and up you'll crawl

To level fifteen's good, then train it all.