To be fair, you have to have a very high weight to enjoy McDonalds. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fast food, most of the dollar items will go over a typical persons head. There's also Ronalds clown look, which is deftly woven into the restaurants atmosphere- their personal philosophy draws heavily from American greesy food., for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the taste bud capacity to truly appreciate the depths of flavor, to realize that they're not just good- they say something deep about Szechuan sauce. As a consequence people who dislike McDonalds truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the taste of their bigmac, and the sweet Magnuggets, which itself is a mystery of tasty proportions. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ronalds delicious food unfolds itself on their plates. What fools... how I pity them. ð And yes by the way, I DO have a Ronald McDonald tattoo, And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 500 pundsof my own weight (preferably higher.) beforehand.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high weight to enjoy McDonalds. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fast food, most of the dollar items will go over a typical persons head. There's also Ronalds clown look, which is deftly woven into the restaurants atmosphere- their personal philosophy draws heavily from American greesy food., for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the taste bud capacity to truly appreciate the depths of flavor, to realize that they're not just good- they say something deep about Szechuan sauce. As a consequence people who dislike McDonalds truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the taste of their bigmac, and the sweet Magnuggets, which itself is a mystery of tasty proportions. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ronalds delicious food unfolds itself on their plates. What fools... how I pity them. ð And yes by the way, I DO have a Ronald McDonald tattoo, And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 500 pundsof my own weight (preferably higher.) beforehand.
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Shove that black wall of text up your ass bud
I came here for the french fries....
Not gonna lie, I rated it up since it got a laugh out of me.
LQP.
Closed.