Hey guys just got a girlfriend in real life and was wondering if anyone had any advice?
Girlfriend
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Keep her away from hot or sharp surfaces, keep her inflated and clean after each use. pro tip: sleep with her in bed and spoon - Penicillin [1517799] Committee
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Dont tell her you post threads in the wrong forums :P i will always love you for that though, its a lovely quirk you silly bean
Hey guys just got a girlfriend in real life and was wondering if anyone had any advice?
Dont tell her you post threads in the wrong forums :P
i will always love you for that though, its a lovely quirk you silly bean
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Ask her if she dont mind you are playing torn Dump her if she give you bad answer. XD
More time to girlfriend less time to Torn.
Or bring you Girlfriend to torn...
Edit: but this is probably a bad advice
If you compromise on movies you'll watch something neither of you wants to see.
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Keep her away from hot or sharp surfaces, keep her inflated and clean after each use.
pro tip: sleep with her in bed and spoon
This is true with wives as well.
Loving the advice guys ;)
PICS OR GTFO!
Because she won't understand:
-Don't let slip you are married on Torn
-Don't get caught browsing the Torn Personals.
When in doubt, pull out.
congrats! don't be a dick to her, that's all
Treat her to a good time down there for like 30 mins at the least and she'll stay. >.>
ask her to marry you right away! :D
is what you never said to me.....