So, because this apparently works for some people:
PLZ HALP, TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE, AKSEPTING PLZ DONATIONS
FORGOT MY MONEY IN BOOKE 8,(
[image: scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net] Other folks I've heard of this working for was a faction leader who got caught RMTing and was rewarded by like billions in donations to bring his networth back from negative, and That lovely trader lady who I believe recieved donations after that terrible snowboard fiasco.
I promise, I'm at least as cool and fun as both those ppl. And i dont need billions, jist some mils, Plz.
Plz, Mr
King Dude. Pls,
Most Majestic Lavish Wolfy. Plz, friends and faction.
Plz...I am Penniless... Plz... 8,,,C
EDIT: THE EVENT LOGS
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Almost amused enough to send you moniez. Alas for you - only 'almost'.
Alas, There shall be no end to my misfortune! I am only 'almost' present minded enough to not do this twice in one week, and then, only 'nearly' funny enough to inspire support... It seems some of us are just born to suffer.
Why do you type like you're in a terrible drama? ALAS TO NO AVAIL, I GOT NO MONEY FROM MY BEGGAR THREAD.
*faints*
Send dem bitches some shakespear shit.... Bitches looovve Shakespear shit.
*faints*
Blackjack crying threads are funnier than this :P
:) I can make of those too, think that'd help?
They are just funny to read :P
Also looking at the people who make them over the years its funny to see who cheats/begs/scams just to play blackjack :P
Why is that a bad thing
You might just end up with $72,552,418
I watched live updates of the match before I posted this, it was not a happy accident.
I don't know why I feel the need to correct your grammar considering you have "autistic" in your name... but, Shakespeare*
Lol, my bad.You right.
Knew it looked off.
Alas the ****ing shit. Look If I were you I'd beg to them privatlely and ask them once, not make a forum fantasy, Like I know we all do shit once in a while I get it. But don't ****ing publicize your begging! Come on now! Your gonna make yourself look like a goon! Get this ****ing straight: You reputation while begging with rapidly reverse to recession at rapid speeds. Basically you just making a fool out of yourself. Man the **** up and work your shit out. Beg quietly, and don't even think about making mistakes sporadically.
I have never begged once, and never will. Even when someone was willing to send me 500M for my PI. Don't group up people, and make that money yourself!
Donations is a ****ing different thing. Doing Business is another ****ing thing. This ****ing shit, blowing off money faster than a dick, can't stand it.
"Plz...I am Penniless... Plz..."Wanted to believe you were broke, but.....Edit: Didn't post link to screenshot to be mean. I almost sent a donator pack to help out, then noticed networth. Feels like a scam attempt...
You carefully move up to
AutisticSkreech's property and throw the roll of toilet paper over the Private Island. After several throws, you're happy with your fine accomplishment and make your getaway.
AutisticSkreech's happiness is decreased.
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Just because I self raped my self to almost homelessness at the Black Jack table doesn't require me to come hat in hand like some poor destitute colonial.
So... you take a screenshot of every time you put money in bookie, its the only way that pic could make any sense as you cant take it after. So you should have an event where you lost the bet... why its not here?
Like:
You have lost the bet you made on the Test - India v Sri Lanka game. You bet $100,000 on Sri Lanka.
Sorry, but smell a scam.
Edit:
If you send me the event i will send you 5 million. And post here that you told the true.
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