The REAL Torn Presidential Election 2018

As I'm sure most of you are aware (but had blissfully forgotten) Marlon Brando attempted to run a Torn Presidential Election for 6 months here on the forums.

The problem with the way he went about it was that he never made a new post with a 10k name long poll with the write in candidates included...

So people just automatically voted in the poll - because, really, who wants to put in effort to post their vote. This is Torn. We're all lazy af.

And I'm assuming that most of the votes that were actually posted didn't count, cause he was too lazy to go through 31 pages of utter crap to get the tally.

WELL, I'm too lazy to count them too - BUT I did go through all 31 pages to figure out if his list of write-in candidates was accurate so I could create a new poll...

Because I want to know who Torn's REAL 2018 President is.

I want the TRUTH.

(And I'm bored at work.)





*I've also removed Ched and Duke from the options, because it's more fun with just the actual players.



Edit: I didn't write the list - I pulled it from this forum post: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=2&t=16007386&b=0&a=0

The post was from 6 months ago and the "election" was supposed to be the first of the year or something. I just pulled the nominated people from the original thread and made a new poll with everyone in it. Because of boredom - and curiousity.

Why not the chairman of the glorious FOJ?

Grow up.

And for people actually thinking about participating - vote for me, Ill clean this ****ing city up

Peace

Rainbowsaurus 10/10

Rainbow for President!

First question - Why do we need a president?

Second question - Why is there another one of these threads?

Third question - Why the **** did I read this?

We don't.

There shouldn't be.

And because you're apparently bored as well?

:)

shit voted for your other half - bogie

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Don't think he would be a good president tbh

Oh, Jesus.

What in the world could someone possibly be reporting this post for?!



And Zomb13 - it took me a minute to figure out what you meant, but I laughed once I did.

If spelling is something you struggle with, maybe try copying and pasting?



Actually just remove me completely. I don't want to be associated with anything you're involved with.

gotta go with the only man for the job champion

where is bodybagger

bogie for el presidente!



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I voted for Isreal, everyone else on the list is a chump. Especially L4suicide.

about as impressive a list as for the last US election.

"What is Aleppo?"

enough of your spam

/staff

Poor little marlon is even being outmuscled in his spam territory :P

Squeak Squeak.