I was at a restaurant the other day looking at a menu and heard a guy from a table near me start to order. He asked very politely for some ribs, and before he even got a chance to hand the waitress his menu, a fairly large group of vegan torncity ran up to him and started beating him up. the waitress ran away in fear while the vegan thugs shouted you are worse than hitler were gonna kill you!!! One of them pushed him to the ground and started having sex with him against his will. I was disgusted while everyone else stared at the scene, so I jumped up and punched the first vegan in the face. He was killed instantly by my meat-fueled masculine strength. The other vegans kept beating the poor guy up so I picked a few of them up in one hand and threw them through the window. The last vegan was now visibly scared but still had the AUDACITY to say that meat is unethical so i looked him straight in the eyes and said my uncle owns a farm where he treats all the animals with respect and doesnt abuse them. He was stunned, unable to respond. His eyes began to well up with tears and he ran out the doors crying. The entire restaurant started clapping for me and the chef came out gave everyone free cheeseburgers to celebrate my heroic battle against the vegan scum.
I hate vegans
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I was at a restaurant the other day looking at a menu and heard a guy from a table near me start to order. He asked very politely for some ribs, and before he even got a chance to hand the waitress his menu, a fairly large group of vegan torncity ran up to him and started beating him up. the waitress ran away in fear while the vegan thugs shouted you are worse than hitler were gonna kill you!!! One of them pushed him to the ground and started having sex with him against his will. I was disgusted while everyone else stared at the scene, so I jumped up and punched the first vegan in the face. He was killed instantly by my meat-fueled masculine strength. The other vegans kept beating the poor guy up so I picked a few of them up in one hand and threw them through the window. The last vegan was now visibly scared but still had the AUDACITY to say that meat is unethical so i looked him straight in the eyes and said my uncle owns a farm where he treats all the animals with respect and doesnt abuse them. He was stunned, unable to respond. His eyes began to well up with tears and he ran out the doors crying. The entire restaurant started clapping for me and the chef came out gave everyone free cheeseburgers to celebrate my heroic battle against the vegan scum.
You are what you eat. Does that mean we are all cannibals?
This is inspiration to become a Malthusian
You are an inspiration to us all.
if you eat cannibals, yeah, you're a cannibal
but we are humans. does that mean we eat humans?
Maybe 0.0005% of vegans can throw a punch hard enough to make a baby cry.
I love a good fiction but I can't suspend my disbelilef for this.
In Torn isn't most people vegans? Xanax, beer and chocolate. Nobody eats real food.
Wtf is this? Some kinda vegan-hate-rape fantasy? Even the GD spammers don't do this :/
Are reindeer droppings vegan?
I guess poop is an animal product, so... no? I guess?
Gorillas eat mostly ALL plant based food (except for some bugs). Pretty sure one could knock any human out if they wanted.
Gorillas also weigh more than most humans. Only a crazy person wohld thinkto interfere with those animals.
Strange because I was just reading this article this morning at work.
https://titanswire.usatoday.com/2018/08/08/titans-pushing-back-on-stigmas-around-vegan-diets/
P.S. I'm not a vegan mainly because I can't give up red meat, pork or dairy the shit's just too good.