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  • Sweeney_Todd [27468] · 18 likes ·
    And on the plus side, Harry Potter novels are still selling well. Just goes to show not all made up characters suffer these days... [:sick:]
  • Z_senior [2020322] · 15 likes ·
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Jesus [2013634] · #1

Hello my children of Torn,

Some of you may know me already - the name is Jesus,I'm here to alert the community of the ongoing issues within the holy church.

As of the past 6 months, church donations have decreased by 600%, which is not acceptable as its insufficient for the daily maintenance of the holy church.

It is a national emergency, as the collapse of the church means that all hell will break loose! You think trolls, scammers and buy muggers are of a nuisance now? If the church collapses, it will happen at a much larger scale!

Please donate whatever you can to lessen & keep chaos in place on Torn!

I will BRB in 2 days, and I hope sufficient funds are in place.

https://www.torn.com/church.php

Amen
Sweeney_Todd [27468] · #2

And on the plus side, Harry Potter novels are still selling well. Just goes to show not all made up characters suffer these days... [:sick:]
Flak [2091491] · #3

I have sacrificed 7 lambs, 6 goats, 48 reconditioned virgins and a whole wheel of cheese.

I understand that ya dad needs more money for the maintenance cost of heaven (Everyone knows the gates are getting squeaky)

But to be honest, Your father is the biggest dick that has never existed

Praise be to Ched,

The true and righteous recipient of all church donations!!


Claire [1971751] · #4 · edited

"It is a national emergency, as the collapse of the church means that all hell will break loose! You think trolls, scammers and buy muggers are of a nuisance now? If the church collapses, it will happen at a much larger scale!"

No worries, we got the relentless script right now!
fREakEr [1844126] · #8

Well Jesus, start by opening the doors of the Lord to everyone and not just your community as you mention. After you relinquish your monopoly on torn, you will see the coins rolling.

As a firm believer I would ask citizens of torn to do anonymous donations to new peasants of torn rather than donating in the Church *ahum money sink ahum*

Spread the blessing of the Lord to the Lord's creations.

Lets not turn Torn's Pure Church like that of the Vatican where Millions of worth artefacts and books are stored and not available to the public.

Say no to lock down on history.

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Ebony [1481869] · #10

Just how much money does a church need? I think the priest may be dipping his fingers into the charity baskets... Might want to check into how he was able to afford 3 private islands, a mansion, and 206 ferraris.