PEOPLE

Congrats on coming out

COming out what do you meannnn

woah! Tch Tch. So sad.

Huh what are you talking about your 80 days so i can hosp you 

Will that be after you get out of hospital my son ?

Yeah that wont be happening anytime soon No meds because some (staff edit) wanted to place some bounties on me 

Perhaps Baby Jesus doesn't like you.

Well Baby jesus can shuv his ****en Fist up your ass 

I do not think Baby Jesus is into that mate

How about we leave the religious icons out of this. 

I am not a Christian but I find this dialogue extremely offensive. 

Ok then, I am outta here

Go with God

After you and your team of shit-posters I'd bet.  Collette is actually reasonable when you talk to them properly.

Um- first off- , You imed me after a 0 dollar mug that I was laughing about. Why was I laughing?

Because from day two- I took the advice of MUCH older more experienced players and Balder's guide , I use bookies the second I get a dollar in this game. 

I have a sense of humor about it,  I made a 0 mug list and a funny signature and add names  each time I get mugged- with the day mugged.

Muggings happen, hospitalizations happen- I take it in stride because it's part of the game.

But then this random mouth breather  I've never seen before tells me  He can make it so I stay in the hospital after his name is added to my profile signature( which he obviously didn't look at before he mugged me).  As Said- I have a sense of humor.

So I made a pretty picture to send him after my second hospitalization- I showed it to a friend- just to make sure it was within torn's guidelines so - I - don't get in trouble.

I am responsible for me in the game, I am not responsible for what other people choose to do when I tell them why I  am doing  something. 

You where the one that contacted me and made threats AFTER  I had  my chuckle and moved on with the game. However as my gift you- I made you a pretty profile photo- no charge!

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Your welcome! ((HUGS))

 

Aine has many friends here.  I hope you enjoy your permahospital stay.  

Hilarious thread.  Wish I hadn't  R- now :)

Good thing I'm a noob then!- Likes making Torn pretty-

This may be one of the best responses to a mouth breather I have seen in this game. Well played.

my personal favorite in this thread is when we started fist ****ing a reluctant baby jesus.

kudos, nice thread.

Sure, ask Dexy or Chit. They’ve both seen it.  

I am a female!  Ever female should have few willies around to use.