Shitposting classes

hi, since im like,  ery bad at this game and at life in general i decided to create a very mature thread about shitposting



what are your best shitposting tips?

go to hell

There you go, why though?

Here before 1million views 

Inb4 Dude makes a shite comment in favour of himself, TRT, and shitposting

69th post

yeet

Goddamnit Harley, not again?!

You need a license to start with ! 

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1) Show that you have IQ low than a 40 year old red-neck retard on a child's swing

2) Don't bother playing the game in any way, shape or form

3) Make one comment and use CTRL C & CTRL V each time in reply, but don't make any legit or literate response.

4) Troll and be a nuisance in every thread contributing nothing to the community whatsoever.  In fact, just have your account for this exact reason.

BONUS

If you can make comments deemed 'controversial' about dead people, illiness, race etc then all the better.

Pretty much it...

If you make a thread, reply to every single comment on it to ensure the maximum attention.

*cough* evilduckbaby *cough*

Pretend like you don't care about anything on torn and make sure everyone knows and then cry about it when no ones looking

Find something that you know will get a rise out of people, regardless of how it's put. "Expose's" on grudges, calling players out (Even if they didn't do anything), claiming to be of X Y Z minority for attention, pretending to be some kind of small animal or genuinely mentally handicapped- All of these things can help up your Shitpost game.

Godspeed and good luck.

I dont really know

You are doing well atm xD 

I have found that the threads which create the most pure rage and hatred are suggestions that will actually help Torn become a better game overall, but will hurt a select vocal few in some way - because they care more about themselves than the game itself.

Examples:

"The static odds for the Bookie should be updated so that they follow changes over time."

"Item inflation is damaging to Torn's economy - items, especially weapons and armor, should be destructible / consumable / degradable in some way."

"Wars between factions should include more that just combat. Organized Crimes should have a place in warring as well."

Of course that's getting into trolling territory instead of pure ****posting (depending on your motive, of course - mine is to improve the game, but the bitterness in the replies is delicious), which is certainly better because it can generate interesting discussion. ****posting is lame, tired, and boring. Nobody congratulates you for going after the low hanging fruit. Anybody can do that. Aspire to something greater.

And if you absolutely MUST ****post on the forums, look to DUKE and MarlonBrando's threads for guidance.

I find your examples somewhat lacking...

i don’t see the correlation

Be content in AAA. The long bus rides are hellish, but you don't want to be promoted to the major leagues for this.