A guy goes into the forest and starts chopping down a tree.
The tree yells, "No! No! Don't chop me down! I'm a talking tree!"
The logger say, "And you'll dialog."
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Waiter: "Here you go Ms, your T-bone steak" Lady 1: "oh I believe this is a "miss-steak" " Lady 2: "hah a steak pun, that's a rare, medium, well-done ;)"
A guy goes into the forest and starts chopping down a tree.
The tree yells, "No! No! Don't chop me down! I'm a talking tree!"
The logger say, "And you'll dialog."
Hahaha
I had to give up sailing,
I just could not take the pier pressure.
Waiter: "Here you go Ms, your T-bone steak"
Lady 1: "oh I believe this is a "miss-steak" "
Lady 2: "hah a steak pun, that's a rare, medium, well-done ;)"