New Shitposter

Started by Sauu [2143316] on 17 Jul 2018 in Graveyard.

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Discussion span: 17 Jul 2018 → 18 Jul 2018
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Authority score: 19 / 100
Historical score: 18 / 100
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Flak [2091491] · 9 likes · 17 Jul 2018
A TRUE SHITPOSTER!! V V V [image: www.anorak.co.uk]

Sauu [2143316] 17 Jul 2018, 23:08 TCT · #1

Well, with the top fourm posters dropping left and right, its time for me to step up. So GD: do you own any timepieces in torn? if so what kind.

DUDE [1028023] 17 Jul 2018, 23:09 TCT · #2 · edited

Hes at the top and hes at the top but nobody staying

Shout out to DUDE DUDE for staying at the top for 9 years and counting

One_Classy_Lady [873821] 17 Jul 2018, 23:12 TCT · #3

Timepieces?????

DUDE DUDE THE KING isn't dropping off.

Flak [2091491] 17 Jul 2018, 23:14 TCT · #4

A TRUE SHITPOSTER!! V V V

[image: www.anorak.co.uk]

Kitty420 [383500] 18 Jul 2018, 00:58 TCT · #5

Dud Dud is the king of GD

Dud Dud will say you forgot the 'e'

Dud Dud is good for your heart

Dud Dud's posts smell like farts

Dud Dud we miss you when you get banned

Dud Dud king of the white porcelain.

Dud Dud should have his own collectible rock, paper, ~~scissors~~ shitters game.

DUDE [1028023] 18 Jul 2018, 00:59 TCT · #6

DUDE DUDE IS THE KING OF THE FORUMS

Kitty420 [383500] 18 Jul 2018, 01:02 TCT · #7

i said that lol

DUDE [1028023] 18 Jul 2018, 01:03 TCT · #8

you forgot to mention I my 10/10 personality and 11/10 good looks

Kitty420 [383500] 18 Jul 2018, 01:06 TCT · #9

and you forgot your modesty and how humble you are.

RYAN_SHEPHERD [2038695] 18 Jul 2018, 01:06 TCT · #10

The only timepiece I own is your mom ;)

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Incited [2111730] 18 Jul 2018, 01:10 TCT · #11 · edited

Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

LDP [1580562] 18 Jul 2018, 02:22 TCT · #12

If you want to be at the top among the GREATEST forum posters, you are going to have to produce some quality for us to read. This thread lacks such, therefore will be placed in the graveyard!

One_Classy_Lady [873821] 18 Jul 2018, 05:24 TCT · #13

Oh no, well, here are the words to my favourite song, usually sung by Queen, Alfie Boe does a great job:

Don't Stop Me Now