If you were to introduce any new weapon in the game what would it be and what would you call it?
A New Weapon Idea
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...why can't it be a gun?
If you were to introduce any new weapon in the game what would it be and what would you call it?
...why can't it be a gun?
Coral's Courgette.
No explanation needed.
edited out
Mimefacekiller’s fart gun.
*fart
the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Soap on a Rope.
I know that it's already an in-game item, but it really should be a melee weapon. Same with the hockey stick.
Here's my choice - convenient, economical and humiliating. It can be used as a bludgeon, a whip, a garotte, or as something to force down your enemy's throat. "What's that? I'm full of bull? No I'm not - you are. Choke on that, Dick!" (Edit - I guess I'd call it a "Power-Pizzle".)
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Cut-throat razor back where it belongs... [:sick:]
A great big **** off halberd. Think Winged Knights Halberd from Dark Souls 3. Heavy, slow, rusted and blood stained, but good Lord will you ever be in pain if it hits you.
I'd call it simply "Rusted PoleAxe", with very very low accuracy and excessively high damage.
A Giant Big Super Duper Long Pink Dildo
"No Explanation needed"
Nah, For real, will be Pretty cool to have a Towel.
Just like that, a Wet Towel
High accuracy, Low Damage but will Disorientation Attached per Hit
Poisoned weapon or bioweapons will be cool. They will have life reduction or stats reduction randomly or steadily with each successful attack.
Now, are we talking about South Park high-as-a-kite Towelie, nutrient-soaked towel from Hitchhiker's or locker room ass-snapping towel?
2x4
Have you seen the damage a piece of wood can do?
Cheese logs, Cuz cheese is gud.
Flyswatter, 99% hit 1% dmg
Extra bonus, costs only 5 ebergy
Thus perfect for high levels to kill off whole swarms of noobs
Fire Extinguisher
Can be used in both melee and secondary spots, used as a blunt instrument for melee and a ranged smokescreen for secondary.
Tube Sock Full Of Bar Soap Or Rocks. (melee)