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  • rainbowsaurus [1884204] · 20 likes ·
    Next lets turn this into a nature documentary. "The fake female has laid her bait and now waits for the keeno to strike. Oh wait, what is this? The creep has spotted her instead! Run fake female, run! Luckily the …
  • Proxima [1879587] Wiki Editor · 12 likes ·
    Sooo.. Lane Lane Mad_Dog Me Me Dude? [:tongue:]
  • Viracocha [1772040] · 2 likes ·
    this is just anther attempt at bypassing rules about flaming etc. the bit about the 17 year old African girl... seriously **** off with your BS
checkmate [2156953] · #1 · edited

Torn is made up of lots of different styles of player:

The Alcoholic:

This type of player is infamous for going on to global and spamming mindless nonsense and starting fights while under the influence. They commonly reside in discord servers, chatting shit about people they don't like. I guess you could say they are on the path to death, or the lane to the end.

 

The Retard:

This player is an interesting one. You can never really tell what's wrong with them, or why they are as they are, but they just happen to be completely broken. Much like the alcoholic, they spam mindless nonsense in chats and forums, but this is under no influence other than their own braindeadedness. Often trolls or kids. They like to lure their prey with stupid comments. Bounties are fun too.

 

The Creep:

For some reason, this player feels the need to play TORN like it's a dating site. They will sit and spend hours on end trawling their donator search for new girls to prey on and ask for pics and cyber sex for the offer of a few mill in cold, hard pixel cash. They're never punished for some reason, but often fall victim to the fake female, or to a 17 year old African girl.

 

The Fake Female:

Whether a troll or scammer, this player will pay the lofty 50k fee to change their gender, and upload some fake pictures. Next comes the baiting personal, asking for gifts and sugar daddies... They lie in wait, awaiting the creep's prying chat.

 

The Keeno:

They take the game way too seriously. Usually single and in their mid 20's, this player is usually either a trader or a gambler, and will spend most of their day on TORN playing to earn virtual currency to make them feel good about their sad lives and in order to validate their need for some kind of wealth. They often tend to marry red leeches to feel like they are a pimp.

 

FINALLY.... The Troll:

They lie in wait in the forums and chats for their next victim... They will proceed to lead them on and play games with them until their heart's content. Either fake retards or wind up merchants. Surprisingly intelligent, even if incredibly frustrating.

 
rainbowsaurus [1884204] · #12

Next lets turn this into a nature documentary.

"The fake female has laid her bait and now waits for the keeno to strike. Oh wait, what is this? The creep has spotted her instead! Run fake female, run! Luckily the alcoholic distracted him with nonsense words. That was a close one folks!"