A real life partner
Define : facelift
Internet Girlfriend- this is a a male pretending to be female to get access to your stuff. The relationship will end in their fake illness and death, making you an Internet widower. Most of your time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend/ spouse.
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Define: Compassion
Compassion: The Constant Need For Someone Else's Attention.
Define: RedNeck
Redneck a sophisticated person
Define happiness
RedNeck - a neck which color is has nearly no green or blue in it
Define: Heaven
Responding to Mr Doe's Post Define : facelift
[image: memeguy.com] Usually a failed attempt at looking younger and youthful, ending with duck mouth and a frozen dead face.
Per TC's post : Define: Heaven
Heaven a place owned by the devil
Define: complex
Complex: My current dating and relationship life; A place where one keeps the bodies or cultists; A difficult problem.
Define: Wonder
Wonder - a torn woman who is female, has real boobs and DOESN'T steal your vault or cause drama.
Define: conflicting
Conflicting: Nothing bad happens at all.
Define: Disloyal Regiment
Disloyal Regiment: Those who only leech and do nothing to contribute to a faction
Define: Phantasmagoria
Sequence of imaginary images seen in a dream
Define forum troll
Forum Troll: A creature who's diet is composed solely of bilious vitriol or sardonic laughter, often seen roaming in public in Torn City due to an everpresent lack of bridges to fester under.
Define: Control
Something DUDE wish he had and what Eugene wants over everyone's facial hair.
Define: karma
Karma: My only source of the warm and fuzzy feeling that most humans come to know as "interpersonal bonding"
Define: Cat stop licking that ****ing plate
Cat stop licking that ****ing plate: an expression to express the anger over the cat licking that ****ing plate, an action you don't want that cat to be doing
Define: Freedom
Bump
Freedom: tied to a nail studded chair for life
Define: serial killer
Cereal Killer: someone who kills an ongoing cereas of something (like a kill-cereas, or a tv-cereas), just because its fun (like crashing a party)
Define: DogTag
Dogtag: A tag given to cats
Define: Oompaloompa