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Ambassador Mugged, Champion Pays Dearly

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Champion [1927067] ×3 Proxima [1879587] ×1

Diabolique [2177124]

As the Ambassador of Torn's United Nations, I'm not required to defend myself often. Most people know better, as the whole JFx family has pledged to have my back against anyone foolish enough to test me. 

But some people aren't smart:

Proxima and Champion mugged you and stole $0 [view]

Champion, having received no attention from me lately due to my hectic schedule filled with diplomatic duties, foolishly lashed out and initiated an attack...but instantly realized how dumb that moved was and brought in Proxima to assist. Fortunately, my wallet was in my other purse, and they were unable to cash in. 

But because I cannot let these foolish deeds go unpunished, I had to remind the Karma Queen why I'm a force to be reckoned with:

https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=9a32e049df78335824b938c7951c7a57

Just over 31k collected, proving that Champion is as broke as he is foolish. 

Or so I thought...

Champion attacked you but timed out [view] 2019/02/23 2:09:08 PM

Stupid boy. 

For Discussion: Would this unprovoked joint attack on TUN's Ambassador indicate that fake SA is now aligned with Insurgency? All signs point to "Yep", but can anyone else offer a differing viewpoint?

Because unless Champion publicly bends the knee and apologizes, I'm going to chain on his whole faction single-handedly very soon, and continue doing so indefinitely. 

He was warned:

Do not test me.™

Mentions: Champion [1927067] · Proxima [1879587]

Piccolo_Latte [2148539]

Urm, probably quite a bit behind the times since I live under a rock, but I had no idea that the Torn United Nations existed...

And I'm not actually that sure who you are...

;)
Diabolique [2177124]

We're the people getting their asses kicked by Insurgency right now, but it'll get easier once we drop some dead weight. 

Looking at you, Stretch. 
Diabolique [2177124]

I uplift and motivate TUN's battered veterans, maintain our forum presence, and ensure that all members are held to the highest standard...

And occasionally have to kick a little ass, as you've seen demonstrated in this thread. 
Ale [1953086]

What's TUN and why do they need an ambassador?

And can my man Dragno (Fed news king) be like your sidekick?
oraN [1778676]
In jail for 5 hours and 52 minutes Arrested by Champion





 

 edit: i'm proud of all the stats champion got from SEs without those, this would have not been possible :)
 

Mentions: Champion [1927067]

Diabolique [2177124]

And you're the guy who ****ed up a 5k bonus on the walking advertisement for birth control...

 I'd be ashamed to even appear in forums if I were you.  
Champion [1927067]

"I'd be ashamed to even appear in forums if I were you. "



lol even if you dipped my posts in horseshit and landfill, they would still be at least 10x better than yours

I don't even know why you still play... do you even have any friends on this game or is everyone just embarassed of you?