JFK - Just Fer Kindergarten

We've all known the JFK conglomerate for a decade now, even more. The fiercest power in the game, the ones who abused the living shi- ehm- the ones who cleverly used the in game mechanics of the past, leading the game into an age of bullying and exploit- cough- of prosperity and abundance.

As of the past week the war has been coming to an end and this huge powerful group is now reaching the sunset of its time.

But being the brilliant war tacticians and blissful minds of Torn, we all have noticed a huge change in their leadership direction. Specifically, their newfound will to invest into the future of the game.

The cutting edge war tactics

The time has come for a change in generation and JFK has lead the charge with a huge stream of fresh guns during the last couple of territory wars. As we can see during the fall of UPG, they have been recruiting a vast amount of newcomers to aid in the field.

https://www.torn.com/war.php?step=warreport&warID=8308

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Following the pioneer technique started by PT, which is to recruit green leaves that cannot be attacked only to hold wall positions, JFK has pushed it even further, creating a huge stream of wall sitters at first arms. Most of them (actually all of them) are no longer in the JFK family, but that is because the river of fresh blood is so high that there is no time to stop, no time to rest!

The rebranding

I have taken the liberty of figuring out a possible rebranding for this huge giant of Torn, which is in line with their new found warring technique and direction. Considering that you guys can't keep a single wall and fail to assault one even recycling 300 people in the process, I felt that this new view is more appropriate for your legacy.

Anyone who is level 8 or above is welcome to join the Just Fer Kindergarten family. Only requirement is having completed ones potty training and having a pulse. After that, you are set and ready to fight with the best of them!

Stat requirements are a thing of the past. Kindergarten is the future!

The almighty Z_Junior has been recruiting fresh recruits himself, as we can see in this very hard to obtain picture, showing his work directly on the field!

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And it's with a wide smile that Z_Junior welcomes the new recruits to the JFK family.

The academy and future projects

The one who looks too close sees nothing at all, as the wise man once said. Which is why this project is likely to be followed by an academy, which will aid the young blood to complete the potty training, sole and main requirement to join JFK nowadays. And since I'm a far sighted one, I wanted to also suggest a possible project for this academy. Considering you fellas won't have much to do anyway after you get bitch slapped into Sector 7, this project might be a productive one for sure.

Introducing: Just Fer Kids


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I took the liberty of designing a logo which is more accessible to the new target of players that JFK is currently going after. There needs to be no barrier between the bright future of JFK and the current powerful leadership.

To ease into the completion of the potty training for the new recruits, I kinda ripped off a nickelodeon kids movie and slapped your new logo on it. I know it's lazy, but it's already as effective as it can get.

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See how effective it is? If you are level 8 or below, be sure to message Z_Junior and ask to join the Paw program!
This will give you all the tools needed to finally be a worthy soldier and join the valuable ranks of the JFK family.
Once you complete the Paw program and reach level 8, you can finally join the main ranks of this legacy faction!
You can fight alongside Z, Cindy, Boo and other big names of the game!

Cya on the battlefield, youth of Torn!