Life.

Life is like a ferris wheel, it has ups and downs, and it's super round and bumpy. Kinda dangerous too when you climb. Could have the possibility of dying from the immense height if you're outside of the carts they put you in. But... the view is beautiful. And you never know who you'll be seated with if you're alone. Although it's scary when it's high, it's most likely going to be okay. Even though you never really know if you're gonna fall into the hands of death due to how you may or may not be on the ferris wheel. Sometimes it's a tragedy and for other times, it could just be a painted dreamscape. Anyway, I don't know where this came from, it was just an idea I had and I kind of liked it. It was inspired by an anonymous caption that said "Life is like a ferris wheel".

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You're forgetting about the damn carnival people who aren't engineers who build the foundation of the Ferris wheel using Wooden crates and beer kegs and think "this is perfectly safe"

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get.

And then there's always that looooooooooong wait before you can finally get the hell off. Life is long, I'll give you that, but a ride on one of those f*ckers takes twice as long.

Unless you look at the map on the bottom of the lid.

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Or have more vague expectations. Pretty much guaranteed to get chocolate from a chocolate box : )

Life is the 5th battle stat.

No, just bored. 

I love how the older you get the more likely you are to say "Things were better back in my day." Despite rolling your eyes every time your elders say it. Same shit different day.

They should make a movie about that with some guy just running around. 

No offence, but I wish people wouldn't clutter the general forums with stuff like this. Is this in any way torn-related? There is a separate forum for unrelated threads... why not post there?

Life is like a cigarette. 
It's hot and stinky. It makes you feel good while also hurting you in the long term. 
When it's over you're left with nasty ash and a useless butt that someone else has to clean up, in the garbage bin or flung out on the street.

If only life had a place to go talk shit when you get high af, like an off topic section maybe xD

Had you down as the Forest Gump kinda person. Very fitting.