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Bad theft logic

Started by blooded_56 [2229530] on in General Discussion.

34 replies · 762 views · thread synced · 7 days ago · View on torn.com

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Kayla [2031661]
How about this? The kidnapping the mayor crime shows that the mayor is a woman, but the newspaper always refers to Chedburn as the mayor of the city. Could Chedburn really be a woman? More at 11.
revstevew [2175299]
I quite agree, it's utterly unrealistic isn't it. Being in a believable game is so important to enjoying it that I want to do you a favour - $3,000 is a completely unrealistic price for a big box of chocolates, so I will pay you $20 each for everyone you steal, to help keep it fully immersive :-)

(Please let this work, please let this work)
TheLadyThief [2150191]
Yeah, you'd think walking around a little once you somehow shoved that BBC in your pocket would just make it more likely that the shopkeeper would notice you have a large box stuffed in your clothing. It's not even a sack or something that would have a more natural/flexible shape and could maybe be passed off as body fat if you were persuasive enough.
Hospitalize [1065848]
Well, it's been nice Torn, but I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna go kidnap the mayor and burn down a warehouse with both of us inside.
Wollongong [12833]
This is the first time in... years... that I've actually read the crime-text :)

Good thing crimes are being re-written, I guess. Still, it made me smile.