Heck

Started by Emerald [2079501] on 31 Mar 2019 in Fun & Games.

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Wdkb [2110279] · 7 likes · 3 Apr 2019
You have to spend an eternity with this depressing guy
Yennenga [2246161] · 6 likes · 2 Apr 2019
All the (tepid) coffee is decaf And there are plenty of excellent novels to read - but the last chapter of every book is torn out.
Archer [2172225] · 4 likes · 31 Mar 2019
The volume on every device will only stop on an odd number.

Emerald [2079501] 31 Mar 2019, 07:47 TCT · #1

You are in charge of making Heck, the afterlife for people who are too evil for Purgatory, but not evil enough for Hell. Give me some of the punishments you would recommend the afterlife of Heck to have.

I'll start:-

All earphones only have one ear working, and all headphones cut out every 10 seconds.

Melayu [2147023] 31 Mar 2019, 09:50 TCT · #2

Slow internet access.1 kbps

Isaccasi [2209953] 31 Mar 2019, 12:09 TCT · #3

You can only watch one movie and it is the room

Archer [2172225] 31 Mar 2019, 14:09 TCT · #4

The volume on every device will only stop on an odd number.

Dangerboat [2252445] 31 Mar 2019, 14:32 TCT · #5

Finger and toenails grow 1 meter every minute

Nadbash [2183654] 31 Mar 2019, 15:15 TCT · #6 · edited

Constant nasal congestion but only on one side, each day switching to the other.

themooner [2096692]31 Mar 2019, 19:42 TCT · #7

All socks have a whole just big enough that one toe sticks through.

Raius [2045501] 1 Apr 2019, 01:06 TCT · #8

all videos must be in 160p

Knighty96 [2149317] 1 Apr 2019, 02:58 TCT · #9

You are only able to wear socks (no shoes, sandals, or bare feet) and the floor is always covered in around 2 milimeters of water.

Marter1000 [2044408] 1 Apr 2019, 13:02 TCT · #10

The keyboards are all sticky.
Like the keys are all slow.

KingofKillers [2207782] 2 Apr 2019, 06:32 TCT · #11 · edited

All the numbers, letters, and other characters on the keyboard are blank.

You don't know what you are pressing.

Daisy3 [730750] 2 Apr 2019, 11:46 TCT · #12

no internet

Emerald [2079501] 2 Apr 2019, 12:55 TCT · #13

No Internet would be something that hell has. Far too horrible a punishment to be in Heck.

IMTheDrew [2183878] 2 Apr 2019, 18:47 TCT · #14

All the screens for the electronics are cracked to the point if you touch it, you get electrocuted.

Wood [2175573] 2 Apr 2019, 21:27 TCT · #15

All the hot chocolate, coffee, and tea are tepid, neither hot nor cold. Lukewarm at best.

Emerald [2079501] 2 Apr 2019, 21:41 TCT · #16

All food has either too much salt, or too little.

Yennenga [2246161] 2 Apr 2019, 22:29 TCT · #17 · edited

All the (tepid) coffee is decaf

And there are plenty of excellent novels to read - but the last chapter of every book is torn out.

Raius [2045501] 3 Apr 2019, 02:00 TCT · #18

All soda is completely flat and room temperature
also you can’t watch comment awards

KingofKillers [2207782] 3 Apr 2019, 02:37 TCT · #19

It's illegal to have sex

Kitty420 [383500] 3 Apr 2019, 02:55 TCT · #20

the only seats are pineapples, you choose which side to sit on.