How to stop a bully
How to stop a bully
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My Food & Cooking advise on how to handle a bully.
1 .Knock them out with blunt object.
2. Field dress the body.
3. You can keep the heart, liver and other organs if wanted. If not, leave them where they lie. Opossums and other critters will love it.
4. Find a pot that will hold enough water and not boil over when body is placed in.
5. Throw body in pot. (add potatoes, onions, celery, carrots and seasoning as needed)
6. Let boil until skin is tender.
7. Serve to your other enemies as a peace offering. (Tell them it's pork)
1 .Knock them out with blunt object.
2. Field dress the body.
3. You can keep the heart, liver and other organs if wanted. If not, leave them where they lie. Opossums and other critters will love it.
4. Find a pot that will hold enough water and not boil over when body is placed in.
5. Throw body in pot. (add potatoes, onions, celery, carrots and seasoning as needed)
6. Let boil until skin is tender.
7. Serve to your other enemies as a peace offering. (Tell them it's pork)
Don't forget to skim the fat off the top, so you can make birthday candles!
Believe it or not, a bottle of hot sauce makes an extremely good self-defense weapon in a pinch!