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$ ONE DOLLAR GIVEAWAY $

Started by RedRocket_Izzy [2317218] on in Fun & Games.

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  • Perk-A-Holic [1583803] · 3 likes ·
    I dont want $1 because I have to write an essay for it!
  • RedRocket_Izzy [2317218] · 3 likes ·
    You sent $1 to Muslim_S0ul with the message: Tough Luck
  • Kagano [2349883] · 2 likes ·
    As a citizen of Torn, I don't want to win this dollar, due to the fact that it might be infected with a nano-virus that could kill me as soon as I touch it and I do not want to …
RedRocket_Izzy [2317218] · #1 · edited

That's right Ladies and Gentleman
ONE WHOLE DOLLAR!!

Forget all those threads which attract poor losers who have to write essays on what they'd do with 100mil in hopes of getting lucky
I want all the rich losers on this threato give me essays on why they DON'T want $1.

Maybe you have the perfect balance of $69,969,696,969 and you don't want a stupid dollar to ruin your bragging rights
Maybe it the extra dollar results in someone mugging you for $2 meaning you miss out on the Church Mouse honor bar
The reasons are endless

But who am I to care about opinions. Everyone who writes convincing arguments, on how they don't want a dollar, will have their dreams crushed as I brutally shove the one dollar up their fat ass.

The rules are simple:
Write a short paragraph, (about 20-50 words) explaining why you don't want to win a dollar.
Pray that you don't win (But you will)

Now without any further ado,
Let's Begin


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Kagano [2349883] · #3
As a citizen of Torn, I don't want to win this dollar, due to the fact that it might be infected with a nano-virus that could kill me as soon as I touch it and I do not want to get killed by picking up a dollar that is being given out freely, heck you might have put in in yo panties or something, so I really do not want to win this dollar.
DominicV [2289277] · #8
Well, who wants a dollar? If I post on here, I'll get a dollar. I can put it to good use. I can use it to get mugged for it and get the honor. Howevere, I'd have to be mugged for that. That would mean hosp. That would suck.
Pierpoint [2307753] · #11
One dollar wouldn't even be enough to pay off duke! I can't even make a bounty. Keep ya nasty dollar to yourself. Who knows where you been keeping it either. Last time I picked up money off the street I got robbed- never again