Sprite: Obey Your Thirst
Red Bull: It Gives You Wings.
Fanta: Invented By Nazis. Drunk By Heroes.
There have been some memorable soda slogans over the years, with each one carefully crafted by a team of overpaid, artisan wordsmiths in smoky dark rooms and Ralph Lauren suits. However, with the world on the brink of recession, the Munster Energy Corporation can’t afford to pay a bunch of failed screenwriters $1,000 an hour to write four words. So instead of hiring people to invent slogans for their new range of cans, they’re asking you to do it for free!
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The Munster Energy Corp. needs a snappy catchphrase for each one of these amazing new products; Goose Juice, Damp Valley and Crocozade. Your slogans should reflect the product’s use, its strength or its branding in no more than ten words. Citizens are permitted to submit one slogan only for each of the three new cans, and you must submit your entries as one single post - you don’t have to come up with one for all three if you can’t be bothered.
You have until midnight on the 17th of September to submit your slogans, and your work must be 100% original. When the competition has finished, one slogan for each new can will be selected from all of those submitted, with the three winning writers each receiving 10,000 of that particular can as a reward, along with the usual ribbons and prizes.
Good luck!
- Submit ONE slogan for each new can.
- Post them within ONE single forum post.
- Maximum of TEN words.
- Make them CLEVER or funny or SNAPPY.
- No swears or nudity (Not sure how that'd be possible, but don't try).
- Reference the can's THEME or general usage.
- Post your entries by the 17TH OF SEPTEMBER.
- There will be ONE winner for each can type.
Red Bull: It Gives You Wings.
Fanta: Invented By Nazis. Drunk By Heroes.
There have been some memorable soda slogans over the years, with each one carefully crafted by a team of overpaid, artisan wordsmiths in smoky dark rooms and Ralph Lauren suits. However, with the world on the brink of recession, the Munster Energy Corporation can’t afford to pay a bunch of failed screenwriters $1,000 an hour to write four words. So instead of hiring people to invent slogans for their new range of cans, they’re asking you to do it for free!
[image: i.imgur.com]
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The Munster Energy Corp. needs a snappy catchphrase for each one of these amazing new products; Goose Juice, Damp Valley and Crocozade. Your slogans should reflect the product’s use, its strength or its branding in no more than ten words. Citizens are permitted to submit one slogan only for each of the three new cans, and you must submit your entries as one single post - you don’t have to come up with one for all three if you can’t be bothered.
You have until midnight on the 17th of September to submit your slogans, and your work must be 100% original. When the competition has finished, one slogan for each new can will be selected from all of those submitted, with the three winning writers each receiving 10,000 of that particular can as a reward, along with the usual ribbons and prizes.
Good luck!
- Submit ONE slogan for each new can.
- Post them within ONE single forum post.
- Maximum of TEN words.
- Make them CLEVER or funny or SNAPPY.
- No swears or nudity (Not sure how that'd be possible, but don't try).
- Reference the can's THEME or general usage.
- Post your entries by the 17TH OF SEPTEMBER.
- There will be ONE winner for each can type.